The Hee-Haw Club

"name of this joint has got to be part of the gimmick. there's probably a cat walking around who 'owns' the place. or maybe the cat actually owns the place, and it's one big tax evasion scheme."

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Underhead Compartments

He's made an intergalactic career out of raping women, just like yourself, using that silly 'invisible genital' gimmick. why women fall for it, we don't understand. suffice it to say, at this point..." he paused. "at this point what, doc?

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The Frequented Sauna

The sauna had been cunningly christened 'underground', with its slogans and gimmicks being anything but subtle - stating that it was the best place for stress release and that tension was guaranteed to be alleviated.

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Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 21

._ no mind control, no gimmicks, no nothing. just me and her, reunited at last. i accepted his offer." i laughed. i was still relatively shaken up, but i couldn't help it. "something funny, greg? isaac sneered. "you're a fool, isaac.

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Who's the Grrreeaatest

"tough talk coming from a no talent commercial gimmick with a fan club! when i'm done with you can join hockey has-beens advertising dental work!"

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Coils and Horns (Raffle Prize for HandofBlades)

Evidently everyone had a gimmick. _maybe i should get one too_. _if i decide to stay that is._ the ref called them over to the middle of the ring, where zavis was able to take the larger bull's measure.

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Let Freedom Ring ~ A 4th of July Special

Regardless of my selfish capitalistic intentions with this gimmick though i hope you all enjoy the spicy read and i highly encourage you to check out my original post on fa when you have the time.

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Fuzzy Navel - Chapter 1

The paragraphs detailed something that sounded like an actual adoption, a gimmick many plush-makers used to sell one more stuffed animal than their competitors.

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my boss

I had too, exploring every stall and filling my pockets with freebies, pens pencils, toys, mugs all with logos or some gimmick.

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Tales from Anthracite City 5: Welcome to Anthracite City part 3

Which... well a handheld device that apparently worked as a welder, cutter, drill, screwdriver, and several other things wasn't the worst gimmick adam had heard.

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Beta Testers Needed

Though these often had the same gimmicks sometimes he got to play a full game for free until the release, which made such an offer more appealing than anything he had come across yet.

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