Cohen Icosahedronn, Ch 21
The rumble from the ilsit was not one of humor, and that finally broke kaiden's body's unwillingness to move as he took an involuntary step back.
Sam´s Story Chapter 1 Part 1
Sam's past. Chapter 1. I was a short blonde haired, 18 years old boy called Sam Payne. We lived in farm with my parents not far from the big city, I didn't have any sister or brothers. My life was like any other boy's life in that world, I had...
Off the Deep End
The human offered a plaintive shrug and presented a good-humored smile. "most people hanging around down here don't do it for fun."
How to Raise a Dragon (Part 1)
**A Wolf and his Dragon** It was just a regular night, not different from any other night in the small town that both Wilker and his roommate Rory were walking down on. Both of them were wolves coated with gray fur and had pointy ears, large...
Cross Pollination Part 1
I make an audible "pfft" sound, just to make it a bit more humorous cause who doesn't like humor? i know my little girl loves it. "you're such a dork dad!" she says playfully as she suddenly tackles me onto the bed. back to lying down eh?
A Fairy Story
My stories are copyrighted, so NO takee! I hope to make this into a new series, and would appreciate feedback from readers. Yay, or nay! A Fairy Tale By William W. Kelso Tit was tired, and she'd been depressed ever since the old woman had...
The Rich and The Poor Part 11
(Castiel's view) My body felt completely limp. The weight was there...the feeling was there but I couldn't move them. I hugged the blankets tight to my chest and gripped down at the soft sheets. I moaned in happiness as the comfortable experience...
Forest Keep 26
phew! ok a month late and 7500 words later heres chp 26. thanks for all the emails and encouragement. I needed them. Ive also rewritten and reformatted the first 3 chapters as well. This will be an ongoing thing as I improve my abilities and...
Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri
**Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri** **By: Rakuen Growlithe** AN: I had been playing the Pokémon Black rom and listening to a bunch of Jimmy Carr performances when I started thinking of a whole bunch of little jokes about pokémon. I then...
I've Got a Secret
"humor me," ken said. xerxes growled and finished off his shake in a single massive swallow. ken waited, skinny arms in his massively overlarge sleeves crossed in front of his flat chest. xerxes rolled his eyes. "all right, fine.
Magical Mayhem Sorcerous Familiar Chapter one: Why me?
Magical Mayhem Sorcerous Familiar Chapter one: Why me? _Congratulations on your acceptance to the prestigious school of sorcerous arts Veil. The foremost academy of magic in the entire Arcadian Empire. Special dispensation has been granted...
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