It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Cripples Rags

=o aw - dude calm down, it's just your splintered femur poking through your flesh, it's nothing a cast and six months of immobilization can't fix. rags - calm down?

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Tiny Change Of Course

Almost immediately, the intense sensation roused the still mostly-drowsy looking dog, who mumbled "dude!? fuuuuuuuckkk.... don't... don't stop... that's amazing, dude. but dude...? are you gonna let me cum? dude...?"

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Baited

"you used to be a dude, dude?" shane exclaimed. arden smiled. "yes. i was once human." "what changed you?" wilbur asked warily. "the island." the creature's black eyes locked with wilbur's and the latter found himself suddenly paralyzed.

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Another Day at the Baker's Dozen

"dude... this is delicious, dude..." "whatever, man, they're always delicious. just pass another." both helped themselves to seconds, but this time blitz ate his barehanded. and in three huge bites.

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Vanilla Sex

"hmmm...you got a hot ass, dude...so damn hot and nice...damn..." i wriggled my rump a bit and grinned at him over my shoulder, making a hot face again. "all for you, dude."

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Amber's 69 First Dates - The Art Room

"dude, quit pushing!" "you were pushing me, dude!" "you got in the way of my arm!"

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Lucky Break

“wait, dude, did you cum inside me??” “suuure did,” devin smirked proudly. “what the fuck, dude?! that means i’m stuck like this forever! what’s my girlfriend going to say? i just got her pregnant last week, and now i’m some pregnant bitch!”

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Good Neighbors 2: Persuasive

"you're so fucking weird dude." "i've been called worse." he shrugged. "how's pancakes for breakfast?" he opened his fridge. i could hardly keep up with him. "not disappointed are you?"

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Zack Parsons

"holy shit, dude." i'm not even that much of a top, but having my dick complimented is one quick way to get me in that headspace.

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Beach Body Conditioner

"dude." "yes, dude?" "do you wanna pose on the beach for a while?" "i totally do, dude. how did you know?" "because otters are sluts, dude." "oh... right."

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