Tales from Silicon City 15: Dark Omens
It was much easier to take advantage of simple rubes by slapping together a few cheap parlor tricks and lazily crafted spells.
Crisp and the Mansion
"you're a first class rube! a chump! a sucker!" as he yanked the boy's tighty-whities up along his back, giving him a wedgie. the wolf yelped and whimpered. he slumped over, his arms clutching at his head. he couldn't do it anymore. "oww...
Can't Fool Me!
Slowly rubing her hand up and down she watched with amazement as more and more of the beasts cock revealed its self from slit. first five inches, then one foot, then two.
My Sinful Past
While i pleased her i used my tail to rube against her sex to aquire some of the juices that had secreted prematurely. i brought my tail up to my mouth and tasted them. it was heavenly.
Hidden Love Story Tale 2 - Zake's Birthday
Zake moans as his holes being penetrated by the fox's fingers, at the same time zake's member was getting harder as it rubed against his boyfriends member. the fox murrs in pleasure and starts thrusting in and out with his fingers.
Rules of Economics-Chapter 3
The first bite was a rube goldberg machine of tastes. it was so many flavors that led to another and it was all ridiculously delicious. it started with the taste of eggs, but it was light and fluffy and had just a hint of butter.
A Good Magician . . .
The drunk was no rube though, he inspected the simple snap together plastic that reminded him of cheap easter egg hunts. both ends were loaded with little metal weights, probably to make it sink; but other than that, it was completely mundane.
MFMshorts (4)
Seemingly randomly welded together, it resembled a bad excuse for a rube goldberg machine. it had lots of cables, bulbs, computer parts and something that resembled an electric chair in the middle.
Lykos 3-16 - Auld Lang Syne
"what sort of rube do you take me for? there are mirrors you can bounce homemade lasers off of, it's very clear we've been up there." beck said.
Maranatha - Chapter IX, as told by Reiner Kierkegaard
The solitary cell where mister ferrum first came to talk to me, or the barn where i hid out after killing a rube in my first honest-to-god bar brawl, or any other cold and dark place i've ever been. after that...
The Good Life
"you sound exactly like any other rube who packed up and moved to the city. i thought we was friends, john brandish, but you ain't nothing but a backstabbing, two timing, no good, goddamned, yellow bellied, city slicker."
So This Tauren Walks Into A Bar And…
A poor naïve, simple-minded rube, fresh off the wyvern, who was in the capital for the very first time.