Knot Your Average Valentine
Knot your average valentine i stepped into the crowded elevator and immediately wished i'd called in sick. again.
Knot Your Average Heist
Portstown's skyline glittered against the inky black sky, a constellation of artificial stars winking from countless windows. The full moon hung low over the harbor, casting a silvery sheen across the water and illuminating the maze of warehouses...
Average First Date
I stared down at my salad. I had asked for Cesar, but they brought me a tossed salad with Cesar dressing. I guess technically the waiter had just asked me my dressing preference. Still, I hate it when they do that. I shuffled my thoughts aside and took...
Not Your Average Dinner Party
I just read this story aloud to billy before posting it....ideally it leaves you as hot and bothered as it did him ;3 not your average dinner party by colin leighton starring: the hosts: diego redfield, a 29-year-old wolfdog, a homicide detective friedrich
Above Average Part 1.
He was even average downstairs; his perfectly average dick was five and a half inches long; which as it turns out, is spot on with the national average. even his life was average.
Just An Average Night
And that's just an average night.
Average.
average. that's all i think when i look in the mirror, and continuing to stare at the dull hazel eyes and light orange fur. average, plain and simple.
Average Slave Day (Commission)
Being a slave to her parents was an adjustment. When Kat moved in she’d spent all her time in her old room, wasting away with burnout after trying to find work. Now that room was barren of anything to do with her. Her furniture was put into...
An Average Week in the Life of Sammy
Monday: Bring! Bring! Bring! Slowly opening his eyes and groaning, Sammy rolled over to turn off the annoying chirp blaring from his phone. Doing so pressed his nose to the pillow he laid on. The skunk's eyes fluttered open as it only took...
An Average Day part 1
#1 of an average day _allright, this is my first story so after reading please comment. i hope you will like this story as mutch as i enjoyed writing it._ _also special thanks to my proofreaders._ _more will be coming.
Knot Your Average Elevator Story
_"Attention all listeners, bundle up and brace yourselves for a wild ride," the radio blared urgently. "A brutal Arctic blast is headed our way, burying us in snow faster than a squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Visibility will be zero, so unless you...
Not Your Average Television Interview
There's little that's average about jon, the football playing otter who has taken the furry football league by storm. his commercials are wild, but his television interviews are no different!