You're really getting an early start on this dad joke thing, aren't you?", i asked.
"guilty as charged. but seriously dude, it's alright. just piss yourself."
"... well, i guess i don't really have another option."
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At least that's what his daddy joked about while tickling him. daddy? that was odd. didn't he have a wife?
like magic, the baby monitor just above his crib crackled to life.
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"gosh, you're too young to make dad jokes, but then again you're almost thirty," marcus grinned as he put the disc on the turntable.
"i'll pretend i didn't hear that," frank grumbled.
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Dad asked
"2:10 today why" i asked
"well i have a surprise for you when you come back today ok, come straight home you hear" dad said
"will do" and i stuck my p plates on the window "did i say thank you" i joked
"oh leave already will you" dad joked
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Kera groaned, not believing her own father would crack a dad joke right now.
"i'd like to say i never knew you were coming home, but...yeah, you really came home" he just couldn't help himself it seemed.
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"my biological father," joked richard.
"i knew it!" yelled rory, getting up from his seat as he chased rhonda around the kitchen. "woman, i always knew you were a no good cheater! come back here so i can slap you around!"
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"if you think your sore now wait till you're my age, then you'll know how sore you can get" dad jokingly says as he walks across the fields. i watch my father as he passed the crop and heads into the house.
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"that is such a dad joke!"
"i know, i know!" he said. "but that reminds me, you're due for a cleaning and checkup, especially if you've been drinking lots of that sugary stuff."
"i've had like two cups the whole year!" said nick, crossing his arms.
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No more dad jokes."
bea climbed onto the rabbit again and pushed him down, then took up her old position lying atop him. "maybe i should be grateful," she admitted. "at least it wasn't a pun."
"the night's still young."
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