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First Visit to the Farmer's View

Considering clients would usually order off cock or ass size, they'd probably have left those alone to keep from being sued for false advertising, but there might have been some de-aging in the face, too. ah, well. he'd just have to see.

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Of Mice & Manhoods: November

Calling it a 'talk show' when there wasn't any talk was false advertising, and you'd never catch a carrington misleading her public. "so, rex--you don't mind if i call you rex, right?"

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Sit, girl

The book says that is an exhaustive collection of all conjurable items, so unless it is false advertising, there should be at least one of basically anything. does that mean it has... sex toys?

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Five Nights at Freddy's

It turns out that the victims, all apparently unaware that freddy fazbear's pizza had closed down, were lured to its location by a false ad with the promise of a job.

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My Little Pony Dark Desires

We don' falsely advertise! we don' exaggerate and most important of all: we don' bribe our customers!" she turned to applebloom and pointed at her accusingly with her finger. "but you!

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The Helpline Chapter 7

It's like false advertising. 2:02 pm paulyd69 - granttiger great, now you're being picky. what the h do you want to talk about anyway? the con was like last month. good time had by all. what's the deal?

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Griffin's Kiss

"i'm not into false advertising, and i think you're a little too smart to misread what i'm about. you tagged along, drinking and smoking what i gave you because...well, i guess you were just bored." she smiled a cat's smile.

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Foxy Mommy [Commission]

Although she supposed it was false advertising, to an extent. as affectionate as she was she loved halloween and was a bit reluctant to jump out of a costume she worked so hard on.

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Worlds Apart

I had several journalists on twitter try to claim my company was falsely advertising.

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Sweet Delights

You'd get in trouble for false advertising" he added. "erotic slash naughty cakes" sam said with that smile. "both males and females pay handsomely for a cake modelled after a perfect physique or a larger then normal appendage" he said.

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Then Den: Episode One

You deceived me into coming here, used false advertising, tossed me into an animal den, demonstrated you care more about your bottom line than what your tenants are going through, and all around acted like a complete slime ball.

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Uri's Bittersweet Story

false advertising, really. i could've eaten twice that and still gotten dessert. good food though. they have this 200-day dry-aged t-bone steak that's just like sun-parched antelope except _every_ bite is the best part.

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