My first DuoWolfMeat

As i was savoring an avocado salsa, a message came on my cell phone from duowolfmeat saying, 'go to the restrooms outside'. i gulped, looked at my parents and came up with a quick lie to get away.

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A Day in the Life: Lawrence

Lawrence asked, shoving another chip down his gullet as amy dipped hers in the salsa. "maybe around their breaks," amy said.

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Dance with Me: A Marco and Mitch Story

My favorites used to be the tango and the salsa. i learned them when i was young, but i haven't danced since my wedding rehearsal -- " marco choked, sputtering and coughing. memories flooded his mind, and he shook his head to clear it.

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MoN - Ch. 12: Broken Pieces

"you've really grown up, too, salsa..." tango blushed and giggled a bit, since it'd been a bit since she'd heard her actual name.

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A Lion's Tail and a Bear's Hug: Chapter 1

Meanwhile lejon, a golden lion, was dancing the salsa expertly with a silver female husky.

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My Step Dad Castrated My Boyfriend!

"fine," alex said, "chips, salsa, cheese, plus more milk and hamburger buns. what about meat?" he said, grabbing the keys to tad's corvette, daring tad to tell him to take the minivan instead.

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Part Five

"we usually compost them, but we can make a very tasty salsa with them." you're kidding, really, how can you make salsa out of carrot tops?" she asked holding a pawfull of the green foliage.

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Strange New Land I- First Day of Forever

As she scrubbed off days of slumming it on the couch with nothing but netflix and a massive bag of sun chips (with salsa, of course) for company, a smallish smile crept onto her face; this was it.

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Of Father's and Son's

Alibaster, the rat on his other side said tossing one of the home made nacho chips into his muzzle; covered with three cheeses cooked onto it, dipping in cheese with the works of beef, sour cream and home made salsa covering every inch of it.

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Am I dreamkng, or am I in heaven?

He/it/whatever the fuck responded with, " i was wondering why your mind made me look like this, and i interfered with your travel from your universe, to mine, so you wouldn't die a painful death, with your insides turning into the consistency of chunky salsa

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Hang a shining star

"something wrong with the salsa?" sofia's question was not a friendly one, and again the shepherd found his ears pivoting backwards. "the... the sauce?" "it's fine, mama," carla said softly. "really amazing. always is when you make it.

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"Puss in Boots" After the kiss

.** the two cats met on the dance floor and began doing combinations of salsa and tango with each other. after a while of dancing the male orange cat took his black furred partner for a dip. she then pulled his hat down and french kissed him.

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