How I Meet Kara Zastle {Chapters Opening}

So i warn you, if any of the 'basics' disgust you, or make you cring then please.... do not read. now, major props goes to my beta reader, that anthro promophic gazebo! darkawry!

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A Friend In Need

He asked "well i wouldn't normally let someone sleep in the same bed with me but i really need someone to comfort me, so i'll let you sleep with me, but i warn you, i'll hog the covers" she said, mike just laughed.

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Twenty Wolves in an Night

If you are reading this and aren't old enough it is not my fault as i warned you and any bad nightmares or sweaty dreams that occur are all your own problem so don't whine to me.

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Therian Dreaming II - New Begininings - Chapter Thirteen -

"i warned you..." silverhoof sighed sadly. \* with a startled, breathless scream, the therian stag spun about again and again, staring into the empty void. "_no_!" it shrieked.

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Five Nights at Freddy's: The Mutant Bowl of Salad

This is crack, i warn you! **alright... i have dylan to thank for this one. he sent me a pm where he said in a sofurry chat, a person said he'd never read an epic story that started with a salad.

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Under Tail Behind the Barn

"i warn you, she's only in her fourth or fifth heat, just reached maturity in the spring, so she needs a gentle hand to coax it out of her. and i warn you, ceylon here is insatiable.

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Unending Love: The Third Mate - S1E11

i warned you. kion: and i warned you! goigoi: shut your mouth. reirei kicked me out of my farm and that's your fault, you stupid lion. \*growls\* kion: why don't you shut your mouth!? it's not my fault that she kicked you out.

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Kaiya, Chapter the Second

i warn you, though my species is not as cruel as you think, _i_ am crueler still, and not a man to cross..." i stopped. i had taken many a desperate fugitive.

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Act Your Age at the Mall

"i warned you about whining. now, it's not that far to the car. no one will mind if you're not wearing pants."

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Krris #6

i warned you! i said "damn, i think just wrote porn!" and then i did it anyway. well, it is what it is. i may lose a reader due to muz-ra's 'infidelity' with her boyfriend the jarl. and i'll just admit this right here, he will never find out about this.

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A Yiffy Christmas

i warned you it was going to be very gay, so there's no point getting upset now. unable to effectively verbally communicate, cally simply rocked his butt back and forth as a response. the movement sent a tingle down nick's dick - huh.

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An Alpha's treat

She couldn't get herself to lick it...it made her stomach clench, although before she could react, the alpha jumped up and tackled the female "i warned you bitch! you should've listened when you had the chance."

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