Problem Solving

He rarely spoke to them anymore, but they were the reason for his (what he considered) overly pretentious name. he preferred most students to address him as 'theo", since his middle name was theodore, and he disliked that too.

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A Change in Thinking - Sexy Version

Why do they have to be so pretentious about everything? and, of course, people buy right into it and pay the absolutely outrageous prices and everything, and now i can't get a decent cup of coffee without paying an arm and a leg.

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Reindeer Games - 2011 - Thunder and Lightning

Nothing is more pretentious than that. my name's cupid by the way, nicknamed for my heartthrob appearance. smooth short blonde hair, slim figure, medium build, and the sexiest damn eyes you ever saw.

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Bartender

(humans call it 'supermarket', but that seems a bit pretentious.) i knew that voice, too. that low, soft tenor... i had hardly expected to see him here. i turned around, facing him with a smile on my muzzle.it was the hawk from the massage parlor.

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Day 2 of HypNovember: Eyes

It was a hassle already going to his pretentious apartment. lucas' boyfriend, a nice lion named raymond, sent him a voice message after he left. "arthur. your mother told me you're coming too.

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Speeding is Bad, Part 1

His affinity for high-end electronics and vehicles always managed to make him look more like a pretentious asshole than he liked, but he could never find the heart to get rid of them. "thank you sir! i really, really appreciate this!"

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The Minor Reveal

Some pretentious dish meant to entice tourists while creating a huge profit margin for the company as a whole. lots of pointless decoration for a chunk of chicken. mirabelle smiled, “he could have, then i would have lost a friend.”

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I Just Want to Play a Video Game

As these pretentious indie games do. some supposedly climactic clash between the hero's sword and the villain's spell sparked into a white screen that just hung there for a moment.

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Chapter one

“many people, scientists, even pretentious amateurs who want to _call_ themselves 'scientists'- they subscribe to that world view. the world view that says, 'all of time is simultaneous, so everything has been destined to happen since the big bang.'

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Glad I Could Help

Any time people made fun of their just godawful pretentiousness, they cried harassment and made up conspiracy theories about jim and his friends doing something to them, which made it even funnier to watch.

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