Unanswered Questions

\* date thoughts and strategically placed pineapples aside, the morning didn't get to much of an exiting start.

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No Good Deed: New Rules

"you're supposed to be drinking this" the human plopped the bottle into my muzzle my maw started suckling automatically, sending the cool, quenching juice down my parched throat and delighting my tongue with the taste of pineapple.

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Impmon's Toy

It was all that damn pineapple head's fault. anybody with half a brain knew to make sure they had privacy before doing something like that. but did guilmon? no.

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Hitch Gets Bashed: Chapter 2 - Pipp

"eat a pineapple (ooh, yum)... sing at the top of your lungs (oh, i love that one)... show off your wings (don't i always?)... kick hitch in the-" pipp stopped, "what? who sent this?"

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Re-decorating with a 'Paint' Gun

Last year when the two had celebrated krystal's birthday the evening ended with sally, krystal and a pineapple. krystal couldn't walk for days afterwards. "it's not my birthday today," krystal replied, desperate to fool sally. "it is!

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COMMISSION: Out in Hawaii

He agonized over whether or not he wanted another pineapple margarita with salt and extra triple sec. he was at a drunken impasse. an older kangaroo pulled up a seat beside him, which startled him at first.

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Iconoclast reboot part 4

_'guide to dune'_... oh look, _'making a cat cry'_, here you go dear, this is how humans fantasize about khajiit girls, barely legal, bibulous, and prodigious at performing pineapple prestidigitation." she huffs "you wish i had a pineapple!"

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Dmitri and Katia

They checked the kitchen downstairs, but no - there were no pineapples. there was the kitchen table. and a counter that turned out to be less stable than it first appeared. but no pineapples. the peas were an interesting idea.

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Route 70

In the center of the table (one of 3) there posed a still life of an orange, apples, grapes, and a pineapple (why the teacher chose a pineapple is anyone's guess).

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What Happens in Tahiti...

It was so sweet, like pineapple and milk mixed together, and it was fantastic. ** **staying underwater, the unicorn pushed his head up against her thighs, nuzzling at her pouting folds, and began to lick them hungrily.

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Aosyn Malin's Bio.

Dislikes: extremists, being bullied/harassed, being discriminated, her friends and adoptive mother getting harmed in any way, pineapple pizza, mustard, being called any slurs or insulting words, being lied to/deceived, and hearing screeching sounds from scratching

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