JBIAF: There's No Place Like Acme Acres
She turned to the blonde in blue. "...saved a city of midgets from a witch, and learned 'bout homesickness, you..." (the brunettes in nightgowns) "...are associated with narnia, you..."
Dragon Day Submission: The Hunt for the Cosmic Lantern
midget tiger. you didn't even bring a butterfly net. look at how woefully unprepared you are." "a butterfly net? why would i--" with a bang and a flash of light, there was no cosmic lantern.
The Void part 2
As it was he could only assume he was playing as a floating midget. a glasses-wearing midget judging by how the blood splattered on the screen. he wondered why the lenses never cracked. he was going to die here.
A Beastly Encounter: A Tale Of Beastiality And Lycanthropy
Both frank and the midget took a step back. "oboy." frank understated. "she was 'ere last night. name's miranda. i should've guessed this 'ould 'appen the way 'er cards turned out.
Sekhmet Reborn: Sekhmet
Controversy, drunken redneck inbred husbands who beat their wives who still worship the ground they walk on, the woman you're dating is really a man, the man you're dating is really a woman, your gay coworker has a secret crush on you, deformed nazi lesbian midgets
Chapter Sixteen
I don't know how the hell that midget managed to seduce you, but i should hire somebody to beat him up!" bel finally managed to break free and stood apart from kyle. "ky, stop jumping to conclusions.
Everyday Life, Part 2
Hey midget." he added, looking at terri in the back seat. "hey bigfoot." she retorted. she called him this because trace had exceptionally big feet, coming in around a size thirteen, but i guess that was kind of normal when you were 6'4".
So Falls the God
She was short, though at around five foot six hardly a midget. he was comparing her to veracity. now there was a brute!
Accidents Happen
Clark was a senior assistant, which was another way to say the tallest midget. in fact, he was short even for a rabbit; his ears drooped to the sides as his creamy brown fur melded into the starch white lab coat.
Maketh the Man
. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "what in the seven corners of hell are you doing, midget?"
Dog Days (Commission)
"wilson needs to learn to clean up after that damned midget mutt." kicking the offending chewbone away with his green stained sneaker he continued to mow the back yard. "at least he pays well." that was the third landmine today.
Reindeer Game- A TF Vignettte
Okay whatever little man, nice joke, so my friends got some midget to play dress up, can you let me out of here?" scott chuckled, albeit slightly annoyed with his friends for what he believed to be a joke gone a little too far.