"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" is © J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie (Fun fact: It was first sung on Eddie Cantor's radio show in November 1934.)
On the 26th of December Santa Claus, the great big jolly Polar Bear, arrived home...
CTContest 2010, Comedy, Dark Humour, Ho Ho Ho, No-Yiff, Suicide, elves
**Revenge**
_Written by Arian Mabe (Amethyst Mare)_
_A monologue._
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The cogs started turning with the bloody apple. No, no - the apple wasn't bloody, but the blinds, the blue blinds, were splattered with the stuff. Those painted bricks, the...
Blood, Canine, Clean, Comedy, Dark, Dark Humour, Death, Dog, Fiction, No-Yiff, Quick read, Revenge, School, Short Story, Teacher, Terrier, Violence, Wolf, snippet
At the party was me(a large red dragolisk with a bulky bodey figure) jay(old school friend, a small fox with a sleak bodey) kat(a very snootie blue cat) and the host of the party ella(gothic type dark blue cat with a dark humour) when i gotto the party i was
Dragon, Fox, Gay, Oral
The smirk the figure wore obtained some semblance of dark humour and broke into a grin. "of course it's being watched. you're just going to have to trust me when i say i'll take care of it."
M/M, Plot Development, Story Series, Third Arc
Well, at the very least, he appreciates dark humour. i gaze out the window and let the lights and signs of buildings run together. one of my ears flicks back as he turns the radio up from its apparently mute status.
First Date, Fox, Romance, Tiger
Jason clenched his fists, jaw setting; his dark humour pierced by shock. he looked away, "how do you...?"
"it left you behind didn't it? crying and cursing your weakness."
Digimon, F/F, Human, Renamon
But he could probably allow himself the kind of dark humour, the kind when you notice someone's milk has started leaking into the rest of their shopping at the checkout, of reminding reynard that he _used_ to squeal when people grabbed his tail.
Adult, Fox, Gay, Male, Wolf
It had been ages since hir last laugh and despite hir dark humour, it certainly felt good.
Chakat, Dark, Rape, Realistic
She giggled, though there was a dark humour in the lilt of her voice.
"i wouldn't want to waste a nice, clean pet, after all!"
arctic trembled. he wouldn't have minded being wasted.
Amethyst Mare, Anal, Anal Sex, Arian Mabe, BDSM, Bondage, Cage, Caging, Commission, Cum Inflation, Cunnilingus, Domination/Submission, Domshy, Equestria, Equine, Erotic, Female led, Femdom, Feral, Fluttershy, Heavy bondage, Hyper, Hyper balls, Hyperphallic, Inflation, Lactation, Licking, M/F, MLP, Mare, Master/Pet, Mental play, Milking, Multiple partners, My Little Pony, Nipples, Non-Anthro, OC, Oral, Oral Sex, Pegasus, Pet, Pet Play, Pony, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Rough Sex, Semi-NC, Sex toys, Spitfire, Stallion, Story, Story Series, Submissive, Threesome, colt, dominant, erotica, mistress, ponyville, pump, pumping, sucking, teats, udders
A soft, rumbling chuckle of dark humour escaped him across the rim of his glass.
oh, but just like being a doctor, he had been very, very good at it.
Age Difference, Biting, Canine, Cunnilingus, Dire Wolf, Doctor, Drama, Fantasy, Fling, Hyena, Iguana, Knot, Lizard, Lust, M/F, Oral, Reptile, Rough, Short Story, Size Difference, Size Play, Story Series, The Dancing Slave, Tie, Vaginal, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf, airship, bar
'dark humour' in it. "he did but wesley didn't accept. so, i ended up taking wesley's place and josh and i had a blast."
"so wesley was just jealous?"
"i guess you could say that." matt smiled and picked up the phone.
Age Progression, Cub, Incest, M/M, Messy, Muscle, Muscle Growth, Musclegut, Muscles, Transformation, Werewolf, hairy