Public Enemy
**Public Enemy** by ff\_b Clyde the raccoon in life sported a pinstriped suit, and a diamond earring. He had lustrous dark hair just like his mother, and sported a jailhouse tattoo of his long-lost brother. From the beginning, Clyde...
Satans in my corn?
Oh, crap, robot chicken is on, brb. where was i? oh, right, my deep hatred for my father...
Five Minus Four Nights at Freddy's (Halloween Special)
The gryphon groaned in pain from the bite and attempted to pry the robotic chicken off of him.
Tails' Diaper Days
Said the robotic rooster. "it's evil!" added the mole enthusiastically. "you have no idea what it is, do you, you metallic morons?"
Mobian Hero Part 1
He pounds the arm of his chair and his robot chicken cluck jumps awake. snively comes up to report other damage, sir, the central highway is completely destroyed and repairs are underway as we speak. excellent work snively.
Senior Year part 1
Back at alex's house he woke up later that night feeling a bit hungry, after getting a bite to eat and watching his favorite show robot chicken he decided to take a shower to get him ready for the next day.
Return to Sender 2 - Saw Wood Zone
Scratch and grounder walked up to the creature, the robot rooster saying: "what's the deal pal?!" "road down here's broken!
The Haunting Of Goldtree Manor
Also inspired by the robot chicken "rape ghost" sketch. hope you enjoy and have a happy whore-an-weenie :p
Adipose City: Two Birds, One Stone
The idea to cross chicken dna with fossilized velociraptor genes turned out brilliantly, attempts to create bite-sized "nuggets" by crossing chickens with the small "chompy" dinosaurs were showing promise, and his mechanical "robot chickens" were effective
What Went Wrong - Scene 2
Just not to this extent. 80% of this idea was from an oooooold robot chicken episode line: "if i had a clone of myself, i'd have to make out with it." i don't even remember who said it. there's not really much else note-worthy here.
The Island Guardian 4 - Hunting the Hunters
Legs spasming from each weight that clonked and rolled across his body, the robot chicken whimpered from the dents all over him as moonclaw panted covered in bruises.
Five Nights at Foxy's - Night One
He went wide-eyed as he could see the set of the animatronic's teeth at the back of her throat, giving the robot chicken two sets as if she were something made by h. r. giger.