**Beef Schtick**
_©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_
**one**
_Stop me if you've heard this one._
"A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...
Anthro, Bull, Clean, Comedian, Comedy, Genegineered, Genetic-Engineering, Genies, Minotaur, Relationships, Slavery, Stand-up, Stand-up comedy, genetic engineering, genie, jokes, slaves
**Beef Schtick**
_©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_
**one**
_Stop me if you've heard this one._
"A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...
Anthro, Bull, Clean, Comedian, Comedy, Genegineered, Genetic-Engineering, Genies, Minotaur, Relationships, Slavery, Stand-up, Stand-up comedy, genetic engineering, genie, jokes, slaves
However, to assure you that i am a usually cheerful person, i find stand up comedy hilarious.
the first thing i really don't like is stereotypes about owls.
Male, Owl
The beginning of this story was partly inspired by a joke in 'norman rockwell is bleeding', an hour stand up comedy special performed by christopher titus.
Dingo, Fox, Gay, Gay Relationships
She didn't care too much for stand up comedy, but if it was his thing, she could grow to like it.
tommy greeted the owner when they went in, "hugh! you old pervert, that son and daughter of yours still haven't put you in a home?"
Bat, Chipmunk, Drama, Ferret, Flying Fox, Frottage, Fruit Bat, Gay, M/F, M/M, Relationships, Vampire bat, Violence, slice of life
They watched a stand-up comedy which lasted for about an hour and a half. each of them were laughing their asses off and when it ended daniel brought the plates back to the kitchen and threw them into the dish washer.
Dragon, Groping, Kissing, M/M, Raven, Wolf
You are so funny; you should do stand up comedy if you think i will believe you. goodbye and a hearty fuck you, you will be hearing from my lawyer." he hung up on her and turned his phone off.
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And, okay, maybe i shouldn't be doing stand-up comedy, but i've got a sense of humor. so how come the only guy i meet than can accept me for who i am as a whole just happens to be a student of mine, and he already has not one, but three girlfriends?
Children, Christmas, Female, Future, Hermaphrodite, Hybrid, Male, Marblecliff, Mouse, Rabbit, Rabbit/raccoon hybrid, Raccoon, Red Squirrel, Squirrel, Sugar Glider