Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Beef Schtick

**Beef Schtick** _©2006-2015 Sylvan Scott_ **one** _Stop me if you've heard this one._ "A minotaur walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He thanks the bartender, takes his suds, and scopes the place out. In the middle of his...

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Mojave Redemption - Chapter 6

He had long got over the shock of finding a ghoul frequently doing a stand-up comedy routine, if it could be called that, on the stage to jacob's back on the other side of a group of tables with cushioned chairs.

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A bit late for me to say this but my 36th birthday come and gone and my 4th of July situation

Oh, i did find out about jeff dunham doing a stand up comedy act special for the 250th celebration of 4th of july and man was it hilarious.

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Father son time

You are so funny; you should do stand up comedy if you think i will believe you. goodbye and a hearty fuck you, you will be hearing from my lawyer." he hung up on her and turned his phone off.

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Marblecliff New Year 2013

And, okay, maybe i shouldn't be doing stand-up comedy, but i've got a sense of humor. so how come the only guy i meet than can accept me for who i am as a whole just happens to be a student of mine, and he already has not one, but three girlfriends?

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Lust and the Void - Chapter 12

He was sprawled on the big couch in just a pair of loose black boxers, watching tom segura stand-up comedy, trying to ignore the constant heavy ache in his balls. the denial was reaching dangerous levels.

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On The Couch

Nine-tenths of what was on he usually found to be pointless drivel, but he enjoyed stand-up comedy. at least it admitted it was totally irreverent.

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Halloween Story: Seven Minutes in Heaven

He started out doing stand-up comedy at one of the local hilarity houses right out of high school, and it paid for him to go on a full ride to some swanky arts school up north. he never told me the name.

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The Life of Another - Chapter 38

I corrected, feeling as though i was stepping into a stand-up comedy routine. "chris, the snow leopard, was at the school first. so the other guy had to take the title of _the other chris_."

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Gone Batty: A Second Taste

She didn't care too much for stand up comedy, but if it was his thing, she could grow to like it. tommy greeted the owner when they went in, "hugh! you old pervert, that son and daughter of yours still haven't put you in a home?"

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Chasing the Sun - Chapter 56: Everything’s Gonna Be Okay

Swiftly, kevin walked back onto the stage, giving a few stand-up comedy lines before inviting the first band onto the stage. everyone laughed, and octo laughed along even though he didn't get the joke. the rest of the night was spent like that, sadly.

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