The Best and Greatest Sequel: Pron Harder Damnit!

He was the most alpha of all the sparkledog sergals, until he met his first professor, professor mog, who was a moogle.

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Jeff the SparkleDog Hyena

Ryan announces with a smile as he finishes blowdrying and brushing his new sparkledog.

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Rainbow of Dogs

These sparkledogs break down substances into pure energy. energy produced is based on mass. no specific nutrients are required to keep a sparkledog alive, and no waste materials are produced.

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Afternoon Delight

I didn't realize how much i missed being a pretty sparkledog." john agrees, "you do look pretty nice." jeff steps closer to john and says, "thank you. alice lets me fool around with humans. did you want to have some fun?"

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Murrsuit Moon

Sparky the sparkledog. sparky was ted's oldest suit. his body was that of a dalmatian with multicolored spots, and a collar whose rhinestones had mostly fallen off. his body lacked the finesse of the other two, being ted hadn't paid as much for him.

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A queen's return

Pharaoh, a purple haired sparkledog says looking out at the endless desert outside of her hotel room. "miss, are you ready to go. the temple of ra looks best this time of day." a brown wolf says knocking on her door. "yes."

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Your Character Here

I try to keep my position on the bed while the bidders go back and forth and my partner shifts through species quicker than a sparkledog. i can't assume that the person shouting even looks like what i see before me.

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A Visit from Old Nick's Alleged Acquaintance

"sparkledogs," he commented. "can i pet them? i'll suck your cock!" tara asked eagerly. he sighed. "well, on the one hand i have to visit every horny household in this hemisphere, and have the sleigh back by three.

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New Girl at Humility High

As soon as i arrived on the front steps of humility high, home of the sparkledogs, i noticed a trend. everyone was super stylish, had multiple tails, rainbow colored accessories, and magical powers.

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Conversion 10: One More Time

If i could somehow pick landau's brain, that'd help, but i've come to realize that i don't need to come out of the tank as a sparkledog in any case." "a what?" lawrence asked, an ear perked. "before your time." "okay...

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Hustling Through the Dark - the full novel

Hustling Through the Dark By DataPacRat Vlog #1 "Is this thing on? Okay, good. "Hello, world. My new advertising manager says that vlogging is charmingly nostalgic, and that it works well with my general out-of-touch-ness in a way...

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