The Jock
He says, still wearing that infuriatingly adorable douche bag face. "haha, you even drooled a bit. here, let me . . ."
Adventures in Arizona
"smooth move, douche-bag." "what?" ash replied defensively, before turning to isaac. "you've never...? oh, damn man. i'm sorry, didn't mean to throw that in your face." the coyote shrugged. his heart was finally slowing down.
Sub Zero Hero Chapter 1
"asshole, douche bag? dickwad? need i say more?" balto said in a snarl.
C.A.T.: Initiation Chapter Four
The douche bag finished up, and i let him dry off and leave before shutting the water off and grabbing my towel. i've never been a possessive guy.
Finding Jack- (REVISION! ADDED CONTENT!)
That's all these douche bags ever wanted. a fuck. not me. "dude, it doesn't have to be this way. i have to go over to my church and help set some tables or my parents are going to kill me, but i could swing by later...?"
A Twist in the Moment (Chap4, Act2, Book1)
"four...you know, i seem to remember more of you douche bags. what happened, am i not worth the whole group?" "oh, it's not like that. a few of our boys had a little..._accident_ on a rooftop the other night. but that's in the past.
Three Furs, One House
I asked them what was wrong, and they started screaming that it was that fucking douche bag, echo. there were four of them outside by the van, apparently: the reporter, a bull, a stallion, and a wolf.
Garro - Chapter 2: Friday Night
This school wouldn't punish one of its top athletes, even if he is a total douche bag," i explained to kevin, knowing that he probably had no idea about how much athleticism was valued here.
In Too Deep (Chapter9, Book9)
"i've lived for a long time, remember, douche bag? i've had bibles thrown at me, and i was surrounded by it. okay? god. i was lance's student, and natalia, too. they both like their academic reading. don't judge me." "shut up and let me work, okay?"
Earth's New Masters Part 15 Budding Friendship
But your dad sounds like a real douche bag." "he could be tough, but he was a real man's man and he felt that his son should be too. i let him down so often.
Mall Encounter
"it's what you get for playing me like that, douche bag." i retorted. "alright i'm sorry." he said putting his hands up as if to surrender. "but you owed me, and it was sexy as hell to be out in a public place."
The Ol' College Try
He'd played dorm-mate roulette, and did he ever lose; he'd managed to land not one, not two, but three douche bags who were loud, obnoxious, insulting, and borderline abuse to the timid, fat, friendless fox.