Turn this dinosaur into a siege weapon (Torvanskir commission)

Of course, as a shameless self-insert, the vendor for their solution is... a little ol' me. thanks again to torvanskir for a wonderful commission. he is an absolute pleasure to work with, making the process delightful and devious.

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Authors - Ch 10 The Lusty Argonian Maid

A blatant self-insert. for what it's worth this was one of my earlier works. but my point is that the master is rather clearly _not_ an argonian.

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The Christmas We Get

You self-inserted alright! you self-inserted yourself right into amaleen!” he leaned over towards her, whispering again. “how’d you bag the doggy’s bag, by the way? any tips? i want that knot to pop me like a christmas cracker by the end of this story!”

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The Reunion

It's a self-insert story but whatevs. enjoy!~ "do you remember when we were pups? and we used to chase each other around the duck pond? right down there."

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Monster Hunter: Abnormal Companions Chapter 10

I come across temptations to address the protagonist by their name, then realize i purposefully am avoiding that so people can self-insert themselves and not associate the protag with a given identity.

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Dear Rainbow

Something something self-insert, deal with it. nobody is making you read it. zero is the property of my friend, zero. (also known as vigilant watch, valve, field promotion... he is a man of many names, and many faces. most of them horses.)

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Brocklefield Station

And, well, since the prize is art of the character in the story, and i don't have any art of my fursona, i - and i hope i can be forgiven for this - used my fursona as one of the characters, even though i normally can't abide self-inserts.

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Red Ring, Black Ring - chapter 1

The story is one segment of a kind of sprawling, alternate-universe, blatant self-insert thing i've written off and on for years now, but each piece of it by and large stands alone, so for now i'm only uploading this bit.

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Hot Swappable

And still that euphoric stretch returned each time the melon sized sac slapped at the base of his own self-inserted arousal.

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The Rise of Insanity

The prompt was: ‘your self-insert takes over equestria’. what else was i supposed to do? i could sense it. the base-plane where subjectivity ceases to exist and the truth reveals itself. it felt as if i could almost reach it.

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My Little Mashup 18 - Patient Zero

"so you always wanted to write self-insert mlp fic where you fuck the ponies?" "no, but now that i'm constrained to that..." "... you're still not fucking the ponies. you haven't sexed up one real pony, only phantoms." "phantasms.

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