Two Easy Steps

Mateo laughed in response, "geez... they're aspirin, bro... it's not like i'm givin you x or something." "x?" paul asked.

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Psych Self

In this case, that would be my aspirin. his grin spread across his face. i walked over and grabbed the collar of his dark blue shirt.

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Yorick Vs. The FREAKIN' TENTACLES!

With that, he sauntered off, nose in the air, on a new quest for aspirin. yorick sighed happily as his headache began to subside, having waited patiently for twenty minutes while the pain killers took effect.

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Top Dog Condoms

All motels had vending machines of some kind, but occasionally, there were the old fashioned metal wall dispensers that would trade two shiny quarters for ibuprofen, aspirin, the occasional unlabeled mystery drug, or rarely, even one of the rubbers that he

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Under The Moon

Thunder waved him off with a grin, fishing through his bag and pulling out a bottle of aspirin. novra looked like he'd seen thunder pull out a ball of yarn when he saw the bottle.

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Zootopia: Stone of Gideon part 3

"i need aspirin for my splitting head." nick replied as he cringed against a paw..."i never realized bunny gestation was so quick. we talked before we had sex that we could never conceive together.

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Valley of Wings chapter 1

He looked at the note; it simply said, "aspirin". ryan did not seem to be in as much pain but his head was still throbbing. he quickly swallowed the pills and gulped down the water.

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Extended Family

So we induced a migraine in you at breakfast to make you take a ton of aspirin. of course, that's not what it was," he finished with a smirk. "you planned for me to get pregnant?" holly asked incredulously. "and for kyle to be too horny to resist?"

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Eudaemon III: Rebirth / Act I, Part 2

He only paused for a few moments to stop near a fountain, his head still aching slightly as he glanced at the bottle of aspirin.

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Lucky dog. Part 2

Standing up her head felt a bit woozy, so she made her way to the kitchen for some aspirin. passing by her tv and bookshelves, pictures of the two of them. "a cat and a dog?" kids used to say. she never cared though.

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The Elk Inn - Chapter Two -

._ oliver's musing was broken off when rowan returned with a glass of water and a couple of aspirin, oliver accepting them gratefully, sipping slowly and wincing at every movement, before tugging the bed cover up to his chin.

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Resistance is Futile

aspirin too.” “gladly…i’m fuckin’ starve—huh? what the fuck? why’s it not working?” “what’s not working?” “the phone. it’s dead!” stumbling out of the bathroom, i ignored the throbbing in my head and searched for my clothes.

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