Embrace Animality: Be Gay 3
Xira giggled dopily and smacked her hands on gillian's large breasts, both of them giggling with equal amounts of derp.
Morpheus Fantasy Services: Military Drills
derp... slowly, i peeled open my left eye... then i snapped open my right in utter surprise. on the other side of those golden doors was a rather ordinary office... it wasn't even that well-furnished.
Chapter Fourteen - Dallas Shows Them Who's Boss
"you're right, this is derp land... everyone i've met in here so far is retarded..." i growled as i walked away. "oh, and electra's fine, she made it back to the colony safely, don't worry." he chuckled.
Pokemon Story (NSFW) - Reborn as a Pokephile (Fran's Pt.1)
But in truth, i'm just your everyday derp trying to make an honest living." "same here," agreed saria. "my is saria. saria price, and this is my buddy, razor.
Letter to a Mailmare: Part One: Note to Postmaster
Don't judge my english, judge toumal for not coding a bloody editor that doesn't completely derp. maybe i should suggest an "import from google docs" button like fimfiction has.
The Musician's Writer [Chapter 2: Alone at Home]
"meh, some people have a talent for making new friends quickly, while others just derp and like to stay," he paused for a beat. "antisocial." the canine chuckled. "antisocial; a word i've heard too many times..." oh?"
A Fish out of Water - Chapter 4
"come on, sheep-derp; the grass is greener on _my_ side."
Seeking Answers (Chapter3, Act1, Book3)
And anyone who reads that derp-ass new test crap knows you can't have the end of the world without babylon coming back first, morons." "donovan is in cryogenic stasis for the time being," said falcon.
Chaotic Neutral
Totally derped." she smacked her forehead with her palm. "the whole reason this is happening is to research new magic. and you don't need any specific skills to contribute to this, so here i am.
Finding My Place
I snickered under my breath, knowing that 'derp' is a slang term that originated on the internet back in my world. "yup! that's my name! now, where are the muffins?
Sweet Deals
Her eyes were not...well...derped. they were both looking directly at me. "um... are you derpy hooves?" "yup! i'm derpy! is it my eyes that threw you off?
Bring Your Pet Over So I Can See His Cock 2
She was snapping her head around, hanging her tongue out, eyes full of derp, sloshing drool in the vicinity of her head. excitement turned to caution as it looked like belle was getting drilled by a real drill and not a fleshy metaphorical one.