An Alien Bug
bad pun. no, i woke up to an odd smell. it was like stale socks and day-old pizza. ok, so i'm not the cleanest person in quarantine. sue me. but this was different somehow.
Working Moose
He tells her he raped a girl and she's more freaked that she wasn't his first piece of ass... sorry bad pun in there somewhere," the bison boy said with an odd look on his face."fuck me, just fuck me every tuesday," chucky said offhandedly.
Purgatory - Prologue
He laughed aloud at his own bad pun. the police chase took a turn for the worse as a cruiser came up alongside the suspect's vehicle and an officer shot through the window.
Friendly Beach - Rule 15
Dolphins weren't above bad puns when you could talk to them. not a surprise, really. "you eat people, right?" "oh yes," chittered feather. "i've eaten this one man six times. or is it seven now?"
A Date with Death (3339 Words)
I wasn't quite sure why he had insisted that we have our third date on halloween (it was a thursday), but he had made enough bad puns about it (like the one about the little slime ghost), that i decided to go along with it.
Amanda's BIG Day Act Six: A Second Giantess appears!
Amanda moscati said herself as she chuckled at her own bad pun. soon she would head over to the winery and would use her telekinetic powers to lift bits of rubble and move it out of the way so she would look around while sniffing.
Painter's Special
He chuckled at his really bad pun and began to search for the sander he needed. "thorn!" the wolf's ears perked and he spun around in full defensive mode as he heard cori call out in panic from the other room.
Huffing Disaster
The human barely had time to groan at the bad pun before connor’s ass exploded. wet, sloppy shit sloshed out into the suit, nearly entirely liquid. it gurgled and bubbled, building up in the lower half of the dino’s suit and making it bulge.
Around the Track. Chapter 4.
Noah did crack a smile at it the bad pun this time, despite himself. “you on the other hand,” kent ran his hoofed fingers over noah’s chest and down. “i’d pull to the moon and back, sugar.”
Heart and Claw Chapter 5
Damn, doing bad puns again." she reached over and took him by the shoulder, pulling him into a one-armed hug, cooper breathing in her scent as she tugged him into her bosom. "seriously though, that was amazing.
Freebird: Childhood: Chapter 1: Ame 7
Crow groaned softly at the bad pun he had unintentionally made. "i have been thinking. sparrow, your name... its not normal.. but it makes you seem diffirent." sparrow eyed charlie, expecting an insult so he beat him to it. "so what?
Educational Opportunities
"hey, just ask jerry about my bad puns. he steps in them all the time." i winked and julie giggled as she snuggled up to my side. "even with your weird sense of humor, i still love you." i kissed julie's cheek. "and i love you, too."