My Dad is a Former Porn Star

The title read: “vintage 90s porno: poker facefucking volume ii”. i was about to keep scrolling down when my paw froze. it hovered over the scroll button as horny curiosity broiled inside me.

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Spirit Bound: Chapter 122

As usual, the pekinese spoke to him in chinese; the businessman was still more comfortable in that language despite having lived in nova scotia since the late '90s. _\<\

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Purgatory - 5th Selection

His eyes looked up at the ekg monitors as they stretched, both competitors hearts working in the low 90s.

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DDD Day 16 Pirate Punishes a Pervert No Blood

His voice was grave and deep, having the inflection of a high school bully in a 90s movie. "huh? what da' you want, bird breath? got a problem? you gonna tell me you felt me paw on your ass? wanna whine about it, loser?"

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Ben's Travels Chapter I (WIP)

While most well to do huskies owned fancy luxury cars, or expensive sports cars, ben was different from them, he always enjoyed the police cars of the 80s and 90s, and was quite happy with the caprice, even if it did not serve any duty as a police vehicle.

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The Tall Arm of the Law

They don't mention the kidnapper walking back to their car, placing you in a cupholder that is too tall for you to jump out of and driving off listening to 90s rock radio. aaron kept his eyes on the shepherd, frank, as the hyena at nala's called him.

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Nightmare: Chapter 1

I should start with the simple nightmare that kick started my transition from relatively normal 23 year old bachelor to what could be a character from a 90s tv show.

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Kat-A-Tonic 1

Stay in the shade from those uv rays, folks, as the rest of this week is going to be a scorcher with temperatures staying in the 90s range! just like the last! are you prepared to beat the heat?" the weatherman exclaimed.

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Merrill County Jail

He turned on the ignition, and the car started up; the motor thrummed, the air conditioning whirred to life, and olivia plugged the aux cord into her phone and started up the playlist of 90s one-hit-wonders they had been listening to earlier.

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Home for some Holidays Chapter 3

\>the typical 90s music gets played, that was played at every disco in the uk ever. \>but everyone is into it. \>the guys show off their “pure skill” and flail around like lunatics.

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Two Steps from Heaven

"your idea of a great time is a lan party with games nobody's heard of since the 90s. or those...music games of yours over in japantown." "_rhythm_ games. important distinction." he rose from his chair, grinning.

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