Psychopathic Cyber Clowns

The clowns giggle maniacally in a disturbing manner as their arms morph into chainsaws.

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A Good Enough Christmas Story

Asterbury yanked the cord, and the chainsaw roared to life. "screw me!" "ugh!" the coyote switched the chainsaw back off. "i keep telling you, ash's catch phrase was 'groovy', not screw me!" "oh, i know!"

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The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Five

Come on, like i would actually follow up the epicness that was chapter four with giant chainsaw swinging ducks? gimme a little more credit than that, guys. anyway, whether you fell for it or not, happy april fool's day, everyone!

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Spyro and the Sun God: Chapter 8

I was getting bored of listening to you and him snoring like chainsaws." "you know i don't snore..." spyro looked up at the dragonfly as he stood up. "but is hunter okay?" "yeah, he's fine. good thing i took those babysitting classes, eh?"

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The Last Kitsune

I could see it spinning through the air like a chainsaw of death. the sound scared me. i leaped to the next tree. i hate dogs. wolves included. they are such scary beasts. come on sora think. you have three tails for a reason. i looked up.

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Chapter 14

Flicking up a switch, craig pressed the button on the hilt, a central support suddenly shooting out of the tube, the glowing white blade of data forming around it, the edges rippling and spinning like a silent chainsaw.

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Gears of War: Engine of war chapter 1 (furry style)

He roared as he revved up his lancer assault rifle and jabbed the chainsaw bayonet into the first drones stomach, spraying blood and guts everywhere as it was lifted up over his head and tossed away behind him.

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Task Force - Departure

"other than my head feeling like its being split by a chainsaw," muttered tank. "that's a reaction to your body adjusting to the heightened perception.

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Mega Trainer Chapter 16

It roared, a sound that was akin to a chainsaw, and ripped a scythe from demon, sending him to the ground, and swung it at ashes, slicing cleanly through her throat. demon weakly looked up at the beast, coughing up some blood.

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Jaded Journeys ( pt 2 )

I'd love to meet the doctor that saved you after those, it looks like someone took a chainsaw to your hide.." he just stared at her as she spoke. taey.. he didn't get to say good bye, he didn't get to say he loved him.. again.. "who are your parents?

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Alphys Höek CHAPTER 3

Alphys blushed rosy-red and giggled as she pulled out her feather chainsaw and went straight to work; from that point onward, asgore's booming cries of laughter could clearly be heard for miles around.

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