Horsetits: A Tale of Excess - Main Story
A rat boy, she noticed upon turning, dressed like a complete and total douche-bag was the source of the voice.
Chapter 18: Something New
What if the only cerinian males are the alpha-douche-bag kind? or the only survivors are a handful of gay and lesbian people? breeding would be out of the question. what if the survivors were tracked down and hunted by the kew?" panther frowned.
Galleus Manor: Team 14
Keller seemed pretty chill, and nate didn't want to leave him with the impression of being just a meathead douche-bag. nate knew he'd already blown his shot at anything more than friends with keller, if keller even swung that way in the first place.
Commission: Gunn's Final Fight
Gunn defended himself, already not wanting to deal with such an abrupt douche-bag so early in the day. "look at that, tugg," the rat spoke up, even pointing down at gunn's crotch, "someone's spending a little too much time thinking about his husband."
Artem & Wolford Special
Artem's a big douche-bag... we have to call him that now because dixon said its not right to call him a poop-nose. we'll make sure artem says sorry, so come and play!"
Under The Dragoness's Paw - Ch. 7 "Arrival"
It was about time someone took that arrogant douche-bag down a peg or two. that dragon had never known what it felt like to be humiliated in public.
Bittersweet Memories pt1
douche bag co-workers, idiots on the street, punk teenagers too stupid to realize their own mortality; these were the targets of my dark desires.
BLAZE PAYS A VISIT
Oh well no one liked that douche bag any way. i feel sorry for patch though if the vets going to cut off his balls. patch never had balls in the first place lucky joked. both pups laughed loudly for a couple minutes.
Alone and Afraid
When i finally calmed down, and it took awhile, i came pretty close to landing a punch right in that douche bags analytical face. that was not funny, i thought! the last one they exposed me to was wonderful, and disturbing, at the same time.
Reformed
"listen, you jock douche-bags: anybody messes with my pal troy, they mess with me. got it? you don't touch him, or i mess you up." jackson picked himself up off the floor. "are you nuts, man? is this a joke? you beat up on him more than any of us do!"
The Strong-side - Alex and Joseph
Alex retorted with a laugh, "i mean what kind of douche bag makes out with me, and then drops me? joseph does!" joseph flinched and closed his eyes, sighing slowly; he stared at the back of his eyelids and then opened them.
_u_sed... (part 9)
Are you people all douche bags? graduated with engineering, took part in many events, met important people interested in my skills. i had to refuse them, the goal i placed to myself is this feva everyone is talking about.