Downsizing
All that silver spoon an' custard creams? you been 'avin' other kinds of cream in yer mouth mate, so don't you go thinkin' that you anymore special than anyone else 'ere. when yer like this...yer ours. now..."
Friend of a Friend
He stood up quickly, a ball of energy really, walking past conner to open the box immediately beside his host, "i got custard and glazed and peanut and some pumpkin thing for the fall and apple fritters and a jelly filled.
Attribution Error (M/M) (Pt. 8 of "Under The Devil's Eye")
Hawk sipped at the drink - hot coffee, whiskey, a little honey, and the spicy custard-thick eggnog. "you actually made a fucking irish coffee."
Industrial Zone Series 2 Episode 4 - Round 2
As the stuff splattered off her head and smacked on to the floor, making a thick splat mark, she realized that she was being covered in custard pie foam.
Frodo 8: Harvey 2
The dalmatian was fully fursuited but his puppy rump was still too sore to sit on, but he'd been allowed a shower (with warm water) and given a hot bowl of diced steak and potatoes, a bowl of red wine, and a third bowl of mashed apple crumble and custard for
An Evening with Uma
"looks like cold custard," uma remarked as she watched her sister run her fingers through her messy hair. "yeah... i think that's about right," rachel answered as she watched herself.
Symio-dick (F/M)
He rubbed her long horse chin as their tongues danced inside, and with each hump of her large thighs, she grinded her tits against his back until they squished over his wings like custard.
Pounce Worthy
“it’s like spiced vanilla custard on a buttery, flaky crust?” he took another bite and sighed through his twitchy nose. chew, chew, swallow. “seldovia makes a good one. though she’s, uh … she’s actually more famous for her cherry.”
Serenity Base Episode 1 Part 6
Which was why she had made custard her topping of choice. and what could have been worrying was that adam knew that, the only consolation being that he hadn't known she would be here.
Scales and Honor: The Shattered God: Chapter 30
He coughed in disgust, baring his fangs as it slithered down his throat like rancid custard. "pity." the halfling took the glass back, handing it off to a relative. "guess the ilbiri pallet isn't as refined as the rest of us. no offense of course."
A Change of Appetite
Cakes, pies, custards..." his tongue darted out, licking his lips. "all free, of course." daphne eyed the supposedly kindly old lady suspiciously. "uh, we really oughta get home," she demurred. but pippin's attention snagged on the word "free".
Deck the Howls
"i made an eggnog custard..." "that sounds great," josé said, and got up. "can i help clear the table?" "oh, no, sit down." jeff's mother got up herself, but josé didn't sit down. he picked up some plates and took them into the kitchen.