Toys... A couple of shoplifters get much more than they bargained for at a certain wicked Fox's adult shop...
With a pair of redneck looking bovines, tad and donny swept through the store; each slipping something into a pocket of under their jackets then hurrying out.
How Legends Are Made Part 2 Chapter 3
As owen had put it as he had quartered the beast; "thank god for gun-toting rednecks keeping guns handy at all times. and their preparedness." despite everything, john had found himself growing attached to little romulus.
Krystal's Training
At your birth you are raped in turn by every black, white, asian, latino, gangster, emo, redneck, druggy, venereal disease ridden, french, canadian, arab, indian, goth, scientologist, jock, nerd, otaku, metal head, hippie, satanist, in the known and unknown
Texans FINAL
(grandpa maybe be a genius physicist, but at heart he's an alabama redneck too.) when we're done. i go sit in grandpa's lap as jack sits on jorge's lap. we're all making out now. jorge picks jack up and he and miguel take him to our bedroom.
Claude and Ken
Beau's a big saber tooth, a fat pot bellied redneck of one. he's been with dad as long as i can recall. he loves me a lot. (i have a lot more shocks coming to me today.) i cry and i tell beau everything.
Hit the Dance Floor
He'd idly considered a trucker hat to complete the look but figured that might be going too redneck. still he considered it a solid look.
Valewood Eyrie Communiques, a POSC crossover with Zmeydros.
Email: [redacted] phone: 555-[redacted] re:re:re:valewood eyrie npo transfer request date: [redacted] what do you mean some redneck one stripe pissant accidentaly triggered it in transit?!?!? i am not available!
Short Changed
Jericho wasn't the best with money. In fact, the fennec was absolutely terrible with anything to do with numbers. So when he miscalculated the amount of money he'd need to get into the only gay club in town, he was shit out of luck. He was dressed in...
Complete Story: Christmas Norg
While jason took shots riffing at the crazy goat monster hunting a stupid redneck family on tv, she remained oblivious to how her hips spanned almost half the length of her couch. the other half was getting taken up by desmond's own swollen ass.
Touchdown
"_phew_, rick, i think-" it was bill, that redneck-ass cowboy tattling asshole. his voice dropped suddenly, as if i wouldn't be able to hear him in my current state of heightened hearing. he continued, "i think yer kid made a hot one in his pants.
(Commission) The Biker Gang
"is that what being a redneck is?" connor asked her while he glanced at his reflection in the mirror. "having low balls? i thought they took 'em off and put them on their trucks."
"Online" Dating
Then mike went on to say that if steven wasn't murdered, he should bring lube for when the 50-year old redneck raped him. either way, he called him an idiot. nonetheless, steven packed his bags and hit the road on friday night.