The Biggest Mistake - Oneshot
He did it again, pulling back and forth slowly to really enjoy the way jaska would smile then grunt than smile and start making sounds like he was a rhino with constipation as ilya moved faster.
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book V Chapter 14
The usually little clean, white and transparent orbs of oxygen and nitrogen filling up to the brink with a thick, muddy substance, making them shake and eventually burst with a hissing sound of many farts from butts affected by years of constipation, forcing
Filburt's Postmodern Wife
He got down on his knees and continued screaming like a constipated banshee, crying dirty, sweaty tears of joy and pounding the concrete floor with his fists until blood began leaking out from them.
Chapter 2: Mysteries and Revelations, Part 1: Rescue
Stop looking constipated and go with team six to secure the lead robber!" robert snaps hastily. "sir yes sir!" i answer without pause, snapping to attention out of routine. i quickly grab my gun and jog over to inform the team.
Chapter 7 - Aftermath
"if a disgruntled look on your face which seems like you're constipated is actually indicating that you're at rest, then i don't see why i replaced that nurse's painkillers with laxative?" josh joked again, smirking down at cat.
The Diapered Prison Thug Pt. 2: Open For Business (Gay)
Before the kitchen staff had access to the food, the doctor carefully "seasoned" the food with a very strong prescription laxative that effectively voided bowels and urine for patients suffering from extreme constipation.
Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged
You'll probably stomp around like a chimpanzee that's been constipated for four days. i'll go on about my business as usual, and the cat will just be lazy until we run out the 7-day hold on him." i said smugly.
Azure Bloodlust - The Third Interim: How Ed Became a Lumberjack
His stance, a preternatural union between a maladroit salsa dancer and a constipated matador's posture, was the result. it sucked but improvement often sucked, just a little less.
A Knight to Remember: Strength and Suffering
Elaine felt uncomfortable, constipated, and so horribly full. her asshole strained with the girth of his shaft. he was practically twice her size, after all. she winced at the sight of her cum-drooling pussy bunched up by the stretched-out skin.
Snow shenanigans
"so let's go there and unburden you of your constipated aristocracy." "hmpf, you can try." "argh..." rel growled, unreasonably frustrated with his failures.
Reward
You were looking a little constipated there." "i was?" "mm, don't worry though. you're intimidating enough most don't question." arden smiled sweetly and narrowed his eyes. "ace, did you pick up what we wanted for dinner?" "yes, arden."
22 - Lovebirds And Explosions
It's not like we're constipated for nine months, then take a laxative and out comes a baby." "jeeze, i'm not some mook. still, kinda funny that laxatives can make chicks have the kid early. that's what happened with my mom.