How I Met Your Father
So after sitting there for a little while, listening to the slick sound of the tiger's pads rubbing along his now dripping member while pornographic images flashed in front of them, he explained that he suffered from erectile dysfunction and that's
At the End of a Long String
Four years, and i would be home free of this mess, stuck with a happier, more manageable pile of dysfunction. a job. kits. some perky little vixen (they're all perky and little) to suck meaning back into my life after the days got long hard.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 7 - Unexpected
They were pretty dysfunctional, as i thought, but they tried to make nice with each other.
Jingle - Chapter 1
At first i was surprised by the attraction of the dysfunctional family that i came from, but i slowly got used to it.
Free of Charge [Request]
We're just a big dysfunctional family. stoners, hippies, feminists, vegetarians, atheists, whatever. people really don't care as much as one would think they do." michael holds the pencil still, in the middle of drawing a four.
What a Jerk
Ha-ha, who knew dinosaurs actually went extinct because of erectile dysfunction. the next morning i woke up but the day felt different somehow, like the feeling you get when you know something good is going to happen for you.
Stranger Part 4
Despite all that had happened; kit's disownment, kora's abandonment, jav's dysfunctional family, atticus's...horniness...it all ended all right. kora and atti looked at each other and simultaneously said "i love you."
Tea, Milk, and Cake
-kik)_ **tea, milk, and cake** _by korpse\_infested\_karnival_ (kik) you can usually find a variety of issues not pertaining to the dysfunction of the insane mind at the majestic asylum.
[Draconicon] The Shell Shop
You see, 'carl' is a program that was made to interact with guests, manage the store, target dysfunctions, and deal with problems before they could truly manifest.
The Awakening of Dragons: Chapter One
dysfunctional movement, such as when they were stumbling and trying to work out where to put their limbs, did not build easy muscle, but the rolling lightness of their gaits, as they grew, allowed them to be far more comfortable as they were.
Where no one goes
My tail was still dysfunctional and without hiccup, i wouldn't fly at all. i fell and my body forced itself to get back up.
The Slime at Sea
Project 38 was one of those that was on the borderline between functional and dysfunctional. on the one hand, it was capable, just like all the other projects, of completely attaching to a host and upgrading their bodies.