Off the Cuff
"if we're going to spend more time together, you'll have to stop the bad puns." but his tail was wagging, and he couldn't keep the grin off his muzzle.
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
My life with Blaziken chapter 12
It was mostly boring, but i made a few bad puns such as: that's a 'cohesive' story, and, now that's what i call a sticky situation. "shut the fuck up!
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 6-The Land of Ooh,2010,Part 2
The ice king fell face-first against the cold floor and went out _cold_ (bad pun there). stevo ran and broke the ice lock with his feet, then grabbed the princess and turned back to crack their traps open.
Friends Got Talent! Part 1
"that's a bad pun and you know it." he said grinning still watching the watch. "shut up..." ren said shaking his head as he slightly sighed "are you going take this seriously because we can stop here."
Movie Night
A tent of uk based bakers tasked with making scones might not have seemed like the most entertaining follow up to an assassin based thriller, but before long all four of them were chiming in, laughing and groaning at the bad puns and 'aww'ing' softly at the
Unf
"what's with the bad puns this morning?" lee snuffled, watching the lion's dirty display with keen interest, nonetheless.
The Great (Nerf) War of Plaisir: Afterword
Everything from nerf wars to flourishing to shooting my housemates in revenge for bad puns. also i have about twenty five of them now... nerf guns, not housemates, that is. i have a problem. well, i have many problems, and this is clearly one of them.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Continued Ending
A/n: i love the pun. yay pun. comment on story/vote please!!! (get's shot for bad pun.) \*dies\*
I's Creamed
Martii gingerly took him past her lips and a soft coo tainted his words when he noted: "but i'm too clever for bad puns like that. i think a girl like you would find them _unbearable.
Chapter Eight
_ (bad pun i know). but that's all a part of life; we're living in what is notably the most frustrating and confusing time of our lives.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters