Hairy Potter 3-- the train trip
Each of them was pushing a trunk like hairy's in front of him -- and they had an owl.hairy took an instant, carnal liking to the woman, and wondered if the carpet matched the drapes.
Gold Fever chapter 3
"oh, verry much you are a stunningly beautiful young lady, and it's nice to see that the carpet matches the drapes." greg chuckled.
Getting Off To Sleep
As embarrassed as persia was about saying something that could be taken very lewdly, she _had_ to wonder if the carpet matched the drapes. no, if the large tod was...equally large _everywhere_.
The Ace of Hearts
"i sure hope the carpet matches the drapes down there, heh." "y-you'll just have to see and find out, big boy." i held my façade together, smiling despite urging the re: sonance operative to commence part two.
Spring Break Chapter 7
._ **'nice to know the carpet matches the drapes.'** _he thought.
Family Matters (1)
“does the carpet match the drapes?” i narrowed my eyes at the smug and lewd inquiry, but vixy didn’t seem particularly annoyed by it. in fact, she smiled back with a smug look. “no.”
December 2023 Subscriber Sketches
"carpet matches the drapes, you know. same set that's been up for - oh, fifty years, now? since my first husband..."
The Raptor Ranch Part 13
She was surprised that the carpets matched the drapes and i fought the urge to blurt out a corny joke.
Chatter
But only if ya tell me if the carpet matches the drapes with blondie." vag's features go bright scarlet. “hn! hey!" i raise _my_ hands. “no judgment. it's _cute."_ she flips me off. “asshole." i blow a kiss at her. “mwah!
Star Fox - End of an Era
“least the carpet matches the drapes” wolf sniggered as he saw the tufts of blue pubic fur sticking out of the gap. “yeah, that's it” caroso said with a smirk. “i've had no complaints either. i've just had begging for more.”
The Sol Crisis: Martian Gambit
Curiosity of whether the carpet matched the drapes pushed aside for now, the wolf slipped his thumb around her belt and plunged his hand down to test whether his prize was ready for the taking.
Drachenmagd #15
The carpet matched the drapes – that was no surprise for the drachenmagd – but sebastian didn't expect the carpets to be so... _bushy_. it wasn't unsightly, wasn't garish, instead being comparable to selene's womanhood.