So You Want to be a Superhero? A My Life is Super Fanfic
dad jokes in the last five minutes?" mathew said, leaning his head in his hand. "i thought it was rather good, actually." feral steel chuckled. "i might use that sometime if the opportunity arises."
A different Kind of Training - Part 11
My dad joked, "quite the team you got here." i grinned and replied, "they're just kidding around." i paused for a moment before adding, "i think." dad opened up the final pizza and asked, "pineapple?"
Corrupted Souls-Chapter Two
He has an endless supply of utterly appalling dad jokes.... but, he's good. a bit eccentric, good. very smart too, of course. he worked at chicago's field museum for about a year or so. that's where he met my mum.
Podcast
"honestly that's on you at this point, we're just trying to not make dad jokes." "anyways yeah, you were a very positive influence on our lives.
Sunshine Days - Chapter 39
His dad jokingly replied. "nuh uhh!" david giggled. "yeah huh! and we even stopped by disneyland to ride space mountain a couple of times too! and solvang..." david giggled and turned to his mom, "so what really happened?"
Days Remembered
Lucas had heard his father joke about how he acted just like a dog, full of energy, needy and then hungry. such observations were not uncommon among even the scientific community. canis sapiens often took on characteristics of the breed they resembled.
Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Six
"just 'cause you're not fluent with dad jokes doesn't mean anything. it's just a silly thing tori and me do. doesn't mean you're not the coolest brother ever. 'cause you are."
Scoot Over
That was like a dad joke. i'm disappointed." "hi disappointed, i'm dad," ryan said with a perfectly polite smile. knelle shoved him away by the snout, laughing and shaking his head. "na-a-ah, though, it's just my dick. is that such a big deal?"
Extraordinary Life: Chapter Three
"i guess i'm too used to joking about it since my dad kept telling these god awful dad jokes about it." victor visibly cringed at the mere memories about his dad's awful dad jokes. this made jake let out a small laugh.
Came and Conquered
His father joked, right before the entirety of josh's cabin shook, knocking him about and bashing his head against the desk, sending him into darkness. "josh? josh what's going on?!"
Finding Home: Chapter 1
Please make sure you are sitting in an upright position and your tray is secure," my "father" joked. "finally," i mumbled to myself as i got my things together in anticipation of our arrival.
A Forlorn Love Part 8
dad joked. "hey, lass, could you do us a favor and start playing a song for us?" "a song?" "music helps kodi and i fight better." "yes, sir. what song do you want to hear?" "that's the spirit!