State of Confusion
That was like dad joke material.” “seems weird that you call them dad jokes when they don’t sound like anything your dad would ever say.” “that’s because dad is a humorless twat.
Good Moorning!
At least that's what his daddy joked about while tickling him. daddy? that was odd. didn't he have a wife? like magic, the baby monitor just above his crib crackled to life.
Extraordinary Life: Chapter Three
"i guess i'm too used to joking about it since my dad kept telling these god awful dad jokes about it." victor visibly cringed at the mere memories about his dad's awful dad jokes. this made jake let out a small laugh.
Pocket Portal! - Oops
Kera groaned, not believing her own father would crack a dad joke right now. "i'd like to say i never knew you were coming home, but...yeah, you really came home" he just couldn't help himself it seemed.
Corrupted Souls-Chapter Two
He has an endless supply of utterly appalling dad jokes.... but, he's good. a bit eccentric, good. very smart too, of course. he worked at chicago's field museum for about a year or so. that's where he met my mum.
Sunshine Days - Chapter 39
His dad jokingly replied. "nuh uhh!" david giggled. "yeah huh! and we even stopped by disneyland to ride space mountain a couple of times too! and solvang..." david giggled and turned to his mom, "so what really happened?"
Safe and Sound
Even after the end of the world, it felt great to hear someone like zachary make dad jokes. he stood up to walk over to toy with a radio nestled on the mantle of the brick fireplace.
Finding Home: Chapter 1
Please make sure you are sitting in an upright position and your tray is secure," my "father" joked. "finally," i mumbled to myself as i got my things together in anticipation of our arrival.
A different Kind of Training - Part 11
My dad joked, "quite the team you got here." i grinned and replied, "they're just kidding around." i paused for a moment before adding, "i think." dad opened up the final pizza and asked, "pineapple?"
Discovery
You're really getting an early start on this dad joke thing, aren't you?", i asked. "guilty as charged. but seriously dude, it's alright. just piss yourself." "... well, i guess i don't really have another option."
Asriel's Brojob
He was familiar with all the dad jokes asriel sometimes uttered. "come o-o-on," he prodded, "you can tell me." the goat monster grinned back. "i'll tell you when you can jerk your own dick off."
Dragon in Heat (Ch. 1)
Good, nothing like a terrible dad joke to break the ice.