Jock and the Fox: Chapter 1: The Start Of Something New. (part 2)
"oh, don't be sorry ya asshat." he laughed. "you have nothing to be sorry for." he smiled and flicked a ear. "now lets go out and do something!" he said pulling me out of my room. "wait!" i said and pulled him back. "gah, what is it ya big lug."
Roommates 16: Party Hard
Preferably with sem, but hey, even this asshat was hilarious with a few drinks in me. " " " "serious shit." " "could swear. "besides, dail just wants to suck his cock." shit. i didn't want _this._ i wanted us to have a good time.
Commander Shepard, Alliance Navy CH. 4: Pilgrimage
She was getting harassed by an asshat c-sec officer. he was a turian, and a cocky one at that. asshole even had the gall to start hitting on the poor girl, and that was right after he threatened her with arrest!
Exposure - Chapter Four
Joey the asshat." **"the world has plenty of jta's in it."** why is he so mad all the time?" **"b/c he's got a big sheath and a tiny little weenie."** "roflol! you're hilarious."
Tales of a Trainer: Red and White - Prologue
"noooooooo.......off.......get off me you .....you.....asshat!!" she yelled at me while laughing. asshat. that was a new one. i might have taken her a little more seriously if not for the laughing and overall panic see seemed to be in.
Phoenix Coven - Chapter 16
I'm cancelling the deal, everybody out-" "nobody is getting out the car, asshat!" uniko barked, shoving a laser revolver against the side of mick's head without warning. "now shut up and drive!" mick sighed in irritation, unphased by the weapon.
I Dream of Deadpool (No, really, this was a dream)
"now, it's about this time in a horror movie where i start shouting, 'don't do it, you asshat!' like they can hear me." then deadpool looks back at the camera/me, and says, "oh, but i _can_ hear you."
[Draconicon] Beta-Testers, Chapter 8: Growing Problems
You asshat, do you know what kind of hell that would cause?" "no, your line is, 'yes, mr. grant, you are completely correct.'" "what are you, writing some sort of fanfic?! this is serious!"
Beta-Testers, Chapter 8: Growing Problems
You asshat, do you know what kind of hell that would cause?" "no, your line is, 'yes, mr. grant, you are completely correct.'" "what are you, writing some sort of fanfic?! this is serious!"
How the Bouncer Entertains Himself 11
The crocodile tapped the lock button for the doors, making sure that nobody would sneak in while he was dealing with the asshat across the room, and strode forward.
Broken Pieces. Chapter Four.
"those asshats didn't even text or call me. or the doctor! fuck, should sue them all...." the wolf ground his teeth in annoyance. "did... did you see anyone else here?" pb swallowed, fearing the answer he'd get.
Exhibitionism Stream Story 2: The Suite Ass Club
I'm talking here, you asshats! get in here, i want an explanation." there was no response. even in her infuriated mind, she knew that wasn't good. club growled, looking out of the corner of her eye at the medical bag attached to her iv.