The Best Way to Sell Girl Scout Cookies

"i've been selling cookies all morning and it's very arousing watching all the slutty, subby men in this neighborhood service me... but none of them have been good enough to really help me..."

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I'm the only one who sells size (commission)

"... and that's why if I see your sorry snake oil-peddling ass around here again, or even on the street corner, I'll turn you into a cock sock, and I mean that quite literally, meat slinky." "Skies above, alright, man. Just trying to expand a bit."...

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Part XVII - They Can’t Sell That House So Empty It Stays

Sam dropped them both off at the rest stop closest to where route 93 turned off the interstate. According to Chase this 'shoot' came with a van better equipped to handle potholes and washout, they'd ride out in that. "Which," Sam grumbled, "is fine by...

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Faust.

I'd sell my soul for talent; for the ability to weave my words around my audience's mind, infecting their memories with haunting visions of fantasies unbridled.

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Twinks Across America: Ch. 37 - Kentucky

"if you don't believe in any single one of the things you sell," i argued, "why sell 'em? i get that it's a lucrative business, but you must believe in at least one of the candidates or parties that win elections."

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david's collage days part twelve

Then david had a great idea, "why don't we set up are own shop we could sell records, cassettes, cd's, and videos, and you could or i could sell your stuff as a side line, it would be great because you would be near me we'll call retro land were we sell

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A seminar.

I only asked you to sell it to me. because you can sell it." i return to my stage, and exclaim my words of encouragement as he sets off to leave. "everyone! listen up. this is my first step to becoming a successful salesperson. business is a virtue.

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Apocalypse, Ch. 5

We'll go after we sell the fish. i'll show you where it is." "sounds like a plan. a working car is worth a lot of money." so we drove into solarville, went to the free market, and found a spot to sell our fish.

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Dealing In Lycanthropy

This is why i'm quitting my red powder business: i am selling the real deal now! for a small contribution, i will pass the lycanthropic blessing onto you.

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Apocalypse, Ch. 6

We ended up selling him the truck, and then we got in the van and headed back to the lab to pick up another car to sell in solarville. at the lab, the next set of keys opened an suv, again a hybrid with solar panels on it's roof.

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Breaking Law: From the sand of Jangya to the coasts of Meura

"i defeat warriors in battle, tie them to their wives and children, and sell them to you in bundles. before your people showed up on jangya's shores, we just killed them all.

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8 x 10 Glossies - Pt 1

Its true that a picture says a thousand words, but those are just the kind of words that sell magazines, that sell cars, that sell jeans. click. words like 'perfect' click. 'beautiful' click.

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