Just Once: the Morning After

"i prayed, and also, the pastor of the church i go to, saint maximus culus, was friends back then with the owner of uti to this day, quintessa something" that's when everybody mutually agreed to just take their breakfasts home, and thus they did

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Just Once: Side Stories: Albus's Dream

The dream started all the way back at the uti board meeting where i met her for the first time in years. instead of fainting, i told her exactly how i felt.

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Thirteenth Hour

You can cause injury to yourself if you aren't careful, and it increases the risk of utis and kidney infections. if you're at risk for them, don't bring yourself to a desperate state like we are."

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SCAT m/m zoo "Shitfucking A Rottweiler In A Car"

Tom wondered if he had a uti, for no dog's urine had ever smelled that bad before. bo simply continued for an impossibly long feeling few minutes, the seat thoroughly soaked so deeply that it was pooling on top of the cloth and going between his toes.

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Uncomfortable Seats

"what's the most common etiology for uti?" the wolf snapped his fingers. "_e. coli_," the wolf declared proudly. the wolf got a look from the fox.

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Rabbit Heart Pt. 2 - Ch. 12

"least you don't have uti's. i'm bound for one any day now. got them with both my babies." she looked a little morose as she said it, and i grabbed her paw and squeezed it. she smiled at me. "i'm okay. a little melancholy is all.

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Fluids and a cup of TF

I think she is fuc-king bea-utiful" mike pointed at the girl with every syllable. "ok then, it's your choice." "hey, look at her. look at her man. ain't she beautiful?" mike pointed at the girl again. the girl looked at him, smiled and waved.

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Day in, Day out, Day-care

B-e-a-utiful luxaray she is too. not your type? ummm, how about lex? she's a little high strung, and... gods help you if you touch one of her tails... but that's just ninetales for ya, gotta pay for quality. no? how do you feel about umberon?

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Xuriana' Life

The air crisp, and the sight, b e a utiful!" "heh heh heh. glad you like it." "now when we get to the house, what i want you to do is relax. when my family gets here i want you to go into my room and sit on the bed, and wait for me to call you in.

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Floral Frolics 8

"bee-utiful?" tik tik asks. she holds out her fingers. "here, eshere. maybe taste and can learn more." "thank you, miss tik," the slime says, "but i need a more personal touch.

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Just Once: Subways are Bullshit

Who like synth-pop en masse" phrased in various ways, somebody using the word "bitch" in a non-gender-binary context and being replied to by someone telling them that they belong in jail for using a fucking word, and "stop by the abandoned warehouse by the uti

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A Change of Perspective, or, Rykela Wins

So i leaned over and said in a stage whisper, "he'll probably give you a uti if you do." "wow. i'm disrespectful, and you're walking around with him? hey fox, there's a male over there with even bigger junk; why don'cha go pounce on him?"

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