Wildlife Management

You don't have to go lecturing me with any of that hippy tree-hugger garbage." the look that the warden shot back was severe. "i'm going to have to search your things, andy." "beg your pardon?" the younger man took a step forward, folding his arms.

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Five Nights At MARSHAL!!

"uhhhhhhhhhh....... tree-hugger?" "marshal!" "dermatologist?" "i think it starts with "h"." "....hispanic?" "marshal!" "what? i'm not racist! i have a lot of gay friends!"

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The Desert Mouse

"why hug a tree ... when you can hug a tree-hugger?" tess giggle-squeaked. "huh ... mm ... true," she whispered. true, indeed!

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Like father, like son

They're nothing but a bunch of tree-huggers-grass-eaters-good-for-nothing millennials that are confident their stupid tiktoks are gonna save the world." "you can't blame them for trying," daisuke shrugged and made his way toward wolfo.

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Winged Horror Part 5

The orcs ears flicked and he shifted, grunting, “i suppose a tree-hugger like yourself hasn't seen one of these before. we nabbed it from another world. we nab a lot of our stuff from other worlds.

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1.7 - Pink Rising Sun

"you calling me a tree-hugger?" a coy turn of the head. "no." "field, let's not argue," wren emphasized. "you know i'll win." "yeah?" "yeah." an inhale. "also, we have to conserve our energy." they were both stressed. and, as a result, cranky.

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The Dragon Tamers- The Call

"this damn, over-bloated tree hugger!" the boulder shuddered and split open to reveal an enormous, sparkling emerald eye. the pupil constricted to a dark, eternal pool that reflected jasper's unimpressed face back at him.

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Breaking The Line Draft 1, CH 25

“the tree huggers? come on denton, be serious, they couldn’t step on a flower, let alone hurt someone.” “you have no idea how happy they are going to be to know that’s what you think of them, but yeah it was one of them.

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life with a dragon chapter 2

No, this can't be just an angry message from a tree hugger. how do i know? because i have someone with a bounty on his head in my basement! thats how!

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Keema's Adventure: Spriggans

"get away from her you filthy tree huggers!" athis said, charging in with nettlebane he managed to pick up from the steps earlier. the spriggans were unprepared and were swiftly struck down by nettlebane in his hands.

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The Sea, She calls to me pt.1 : The Beginning

Fucking some tree hugger?" where there was once softness in my expression became only stone. "go away steve--can't you take a hint?" i replied, lying, the truth hurt worse.

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Pink Rising Sun

He paused and added, "tree-hugger." wren laughed. "ooh ... original, field. real original." the mouse giggled. "mm ... " he stopped his grooming again. leaned back. sighed.

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