The Family Fantasy - Prologue (A Draconicon story, posted with permission)
"...and is that a euphemism, or -" "come on, you can't be that tired? i know i'm not as good as wanda with the blowjobs, but i'm not that bad at sucking." "that's - oh god, oh god..." "...oooookay, i'm going to go down and check on mom and the others.
Memories of a black fox.
Using a variety of increasingly unsubtle euphemisms, he indicated that he would, as the kids these days say, "rock my world", if only i could do something about those terribly restricting cuffs that kept his arms behind his back.
Digiherm Evolution
Getting the upper hand on hir opponent, the grizzylmon pins the leomon down and starts to thrust hir length into the leonine digimon's... well, dataport for lack of a better euphemism.
A Dish Served Warm (AS "F")
I just have to think of all the euphemisms of sex that are related to food: eating out, tossing salad, popping cherries, cream pies, hotdogging, the peach, the weiner, to name a few, and know that there is some intrinsic parallel to eat and having sex.
School for Heroes - Vuoritorni
He never liked being called a spy, so was always ready with a handy euphemism. "can you find anyone else who's filled an order?" "i'll look into it. anything else?"
Bovine Parents (Ch. 11)
Tommy knew what that euphemism meant, she was going off to milk herself. as much as he tried to push that notion out of his brain, every damn time she used that line to excuse herself the mental image returned with a vengeance.
Probing Punk
Gelus smirked at the folf's reaction, one of surprise, and recognition to the fact that the wolf was not indeed using a euphemism. "he grows very attached to anyone who eats him, folf.
Jon and Rachel's Adventures in Unova, Part 3
Most women he met preferred to dance around the subject, using metaphors and euphemisms that ranged from the reasonable, to the tasteless. "well," he began, "i think that would be a suitable use of our time." "a suitable use of our time?"
Clueless Season Two: Black vs Pink (Homecoming-out Part 7)
Quick, c'mon what do i know about francesca that can be used for a euphemism...
Dragon Rental Services: A Trade of Skills
Oh, why bother with the euphemisms, he wanted that cock in his mouth. he wanted to swallow every bit of this drake's seed. he'd need to be careful, though.
Bored At Work
Calling victor a boy was certainly interesting, but much preferable to _"that special friend_", which was my parents' euphemism of choice for a while before they came to their senses.
The professor meets Rasmus
Aah, again with the euphemisms--we were lovers. i tutored them in the subjects i taught, and using my connections, constructed for their benefit a massive library of instructors editions in all other topics.