ID - Chapter 1: Misbegotten Bravery
A bright blue that would make a smurf jealous, with the store's logo on the left breast of the vest.
Foot Paws in the Sand
It's my smurf-board now! that stinky dingo ruined my castle!" kevin leaned in to vince. "i accidentally knocked her sand castle over..." vince just smiled and got off of the quad and leaned down to the little girl.
Tales from the Intersex Cafe - Life without a Dick
"if i were male i'd say, it'd be the point when my balls look like smurfs." i say with my own smirk. kaye leans in and starts to sniffs at me. "ya smell kinda like doe, but happy doe too."
Bleating Edge Science
Just... nothing competitive- i don't smurf and i'd rather not tank my rank, heh." "so, what were you doing out and about?" mel blushed a bit, glancing away. "well...
Driving stick
By the time they were back on the road heading to his flat in the city, kevin swore his balls were bluer than a smurf's backside.
Corrupted Ambitions
Course we weren't thinking smurfs or dragons either so maybe we need to expand our horizons," george said in hopes of further riling up the journalist. "ugh, you're all thinking so damn two dimensional.