Zoopacolypse Part 1
"it's not my fault everyone wanted to leave all at once, jerkoff!" "will you two just shut up!" before any more arguing can ensue, several gunshots are heard and the sound of screaming begins to rise, causing the four inside to look at each other.
Enemy 2
Usually good jerkoff before leaving ship suffices for a day. drink supposed to help, but so far, nothing." gods of the mountains, how those fingers had felt good when he was purging.
Checking Out from the Veterinary Hospital
. ;3 enjoy and happy saturday evening jerkoff. ;3 written by choice cuts deli commission for beartp | october 2020 | 5306 words "hmmmm..."
Ten, Nine, Eight...
Maybe some good jerkoff material for when i get home. the alley was dark. very dark. nothing was really visible, so i slunk as quietly as i could down into the depths of one of the city's clogged arteries.
Soccer Shower Shenanigans
"hey, jerkoff," she started with a frown, "i thought you were going to be playing soccer or something all afternoon."
The Human Species Ch.10 - Travels (Epilogue of Episode II)
You jerkoff!" zerobi growled angrily, "maybe that'll teach you not to ruin my possessions!" "... like that's my fault!" lucario snapped back, "still quite absorbing for a magazine... i mean, absorbent!"
An Afternoon Off
Seemed there were all sorts of fun ways beyond just a quick jerkoff. he hoisted his rump and tail off the mossy ground, pressing further into his hands till it was his knot he was rolling back and forth.
Thine Eyes Have Seen the Wonder (Or: Squirrel With a View)
Apparently buck wasn't the only one who'd slept late on account of their movie marathon-cum-jerkoff session last night. "hi, buck," hatton said, a little shyly, as was his nature. "yo!"
Thine Eyes Have Seen the Wonder (Or: Squirrel With a View)
Apparently buck wasn't the only one who'd slept late on account of their movie marathon-cum-jerkoff session last night. "hi, buck," hatton said, a little shyly, as was his nature. "yo!"
Parasite T-29759 Intergration
Nothing from previous records could help either of the two dominant psyches and chris had little male-on-male experience to go on, other than the locker room jerkoff sessions back at basic and there it had been just a bonding experience between guys.
The Deer Hunters (M/M TORTURE)
Kirsch (hawkwolf) warning: this story is not jerkoff porn, unless you're sick. i'm standing in this guy's kitchen. i think his name's kyle. i met him at the gym, and he seems kind of... well, he's real hot.
Servant of the Sea
They're probably just stories that some jerkoff sailor made up when his mates caught him trying to fuck a fish."