Death of the shepherd (part 3)
Mark hit his paw off his face, "you jerkoff, why did you do that?" jason got off our chests and helped us up,"because it was funny.
Soccer Shower Shenanigans
"hey, jerkoff," she started with a frown, "i thought you were going to be playing soccer or something all afternoon."
An Afternoon Off
Seemed there were all sorts of fun ways beyond just a quick jerkoff. he hoisted his rump and tail off the mossy ground, pressing further into his hands till it was his knot he was rolling back and forth.
Jeff the SparkleDog Hyena
His other hand starts to gain speed to rapidly jerkoff the thick hard hyena penis. with a moan jeff replies "the ground crew is completing the prelaunch checklist in record time. oooooooo. " the hyena finishes the statement with another moan.
Dom The Condom
This particular evening began like any other, rick was in the middle of his fourth daily jerkoff session when his younger brother knocked on his door. “w-what is it?!” he exclaimed once he had minimized all the porn in his laptop’s screen. “rick!
When Bros Help Each Other.
The jerkoff earlier was like to get us feelin' good, i'll admit. but this right here is gettin' a little more saucy, fam." rammy lays a hand by the furret's cheek, spawning a single yap from him.
Chronicles of the Resistance - I
Let's see what the old jerkoff wants this time," rooker replied as he inhaled and exhaled through his nose before keying the mic once more. “alright asshole, what's it going to take for you to get us past that reservoir and through the hermetic seal?"
Delivery for Felis Predatoris
"well you tell that little jerkoff he's fired, and the pizza's coming out of his last paycheck!" the manager yelled down the phone.
The Jock and the Fat Cat ch. 2
He was horny, and the only relief he'd had in days was the halfhearted jerkoff session after failing to cum with stacy. now his regular partner was here, and she was sitting only a few inches away. the dalmatian almost smacked himself.
Sandy, Skippy, and She's Back
You did not belong in some expensive haughty college filled with insecure jerkoffs, half of which were going to end up on skid row anyways. you died loving your dream, and that takes guts.
Ten, Nine, Eight...
Maybe some good jerkoff material for when i get home. the alley was dark. very dark. nothing was really visible, so i slunk as quietly as i could down into the depths of one of the city's clogged arteries.
Inkerman Street - Part 1
That mottled length of horseflesh had been responsible for a disturbing percentage of my jerkoff fantasies when i was fifteen. i touched his image on the crinkled page and smiled. no sense wasting it, i guess...