UOPI. Chapter 3 page 11.
I gave him derp face as i walked away. quickly after holding to plate... the heat raised of them with the light smoke... he set the plates down and sat opposite to me i looked down to see what was, spaghetti and meat balls, "oo italian" i chuckled.
Homecoming (Prologue)
(reupload: i derped when fiddling with the original posting) ten years can seem like a long time when you're young, can't it?
Learning to Love the Void
Aubrey: so you mean it was a scarring experience, or it was scary --\> scary, derp. thanks, spellcheck. never there when you need me, always there when i donut.
An Odd Holiday Story
"and now they are here, behave yourself tungsten" he said pointing his finger to the derped out wolf as he sat up from the couch and walked to the door. "who is it" kiev asked in a stern tone, obviously playing around with his friends.
Beauty On The Outside...
I made a derp on this somewhere.... anyway, rated adult due to themes. don't worry about the title. you'll get it eventually. i also put in less detail than smacking you in the face with character descriptions.
My Roomie Pt. 1
I slip my pants off to let myself 'relax' almost knocking over a few empty cans of mountain derp. i slide to my bed and pull out a few of my 'guilty pleasure' pictures i secretly took when milo wasn't paying attention.
Happy Birthday?
"you're such a derp!" "oh yeah? if i'm the derp, why don't you get up?" i couldn't, he was sitting on my stomach and he held my arms way above my head.
Bad LA Acting
"'derp! i'm mr premalton! i'm the stupidest boss in the world!'" tommy cracks up and even the jocks can't help but laugh. "yep. that sounds like me." tommy says. "we're always making fun of our boss." "whys that?" cody asks.
SITR Ch1
* * * **stars in the rain** ch.1 "derp" spoken & thoughts "_derp" telepathy_ * * * the sun was setting in the distance, a light fog filled the air.
Omnipocalypse: Reign of Rats: Yeen Queen, Chapter 1
The missing derp-snake reappeared holding a card with words scrawled on it. \>\>\>tripleo?triples: [we're not allowed to call the patron sensory stream brain-chat. technically it's blatherudite.] "oh crap. they can hear me."
David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.33 - The Wrath Of An Insulted Lucario)
He asked simply (wow he just derped xd). "i'm a girl in the first place you fucker!!!" lucario yelled towards marcus, and that latios couldn't help but snicker at this, but got hard nudge from his eon sister. "what did he-or 'she' said?"
end of days cakes are sweeter
Miss's cake opened up the doors to her bakery, but part of her didn't want to, she only had a few customers now, one was the flying derp derpy hoofs, she always came in for her daily muffin.