Patterson: A Heart as Warm as His Padding
"know your place, millennial," said the cheetah, then went right back to diaper duty. intoxicated with sex and frustrated lust, patterson had to choke back feelings to punch him in the side of the head.
No More Lonely Birthdays (story commission)
Isaac spoke to himself in pure horror as he immediately got his phone and used the best of his millennial ability to type a text and press send as his life depended on it! which was actually the truth. "no!!! no!!! roel! this is real!
Enslaved Chap 2
While he lacked millennial patience, he could certainly out-will a bitch. "i... i... will do no such thing..." hooves denied, even as the sneering dragon repeated his order over and over again calm and authoritatively.
Icereach: Immortals. Chapter 1.
His lazy posture lacked the stiff elegance expected of a millennial monarch, though his presence was said to calm those around him by its extreme capability.
Gentlemen's Agreement
Being what they called a "millennial," rex didn't have much sympathy for homophobic turns of phrase, and that was on a good day.
Z-Fuel
While a lot of gamers went for the shaggy bedhead millennial look, ash had gone for something a little more distinct.
Chapter 5: Uncharted Miracle
"so ... the krazoan millennials that were from the _first_ millennia, heh." "mm, funny..." krystal pivoted on her heel, facing her team directly. "well, what do you suppose happened to them?" peppy sighed.
The New Neighbor's Talent Part 1
It's kind of a millennial thing, if you ask me. not that i can throw any stones." he scoffed. he began rubbing his chin and looking into the light fixture on the ceiling. the light shimmered in his blue eyes as he pondered.
Night at the King's Carnival
"millennials destroy the carnival industry" declared the other. "huh," seglagg thought. come to think of it, carnivals had dwindled in popularity over the past decades. it's amazing to think that through all this, the king's carnival remained strong.
Chapter Eight
An Odd Thing to Say Chapter Eight \> There was a time, when I didn't have a lot of money, I ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and nuked broccoli, three meals a day. \> That's gross. \> Funny way of pronouncing "dedicated." Since then,...
Irony and Improv
._ _aka: "millennials are fucking my wife and making me watch," an important thinkpiece. cannon shoals returns to its roots with a mix of cynical political commentary, pop-culture references and danny hayes being... well. danny hayes.
Unforgetable Halloween
With a hand, it grabbed scooby's dick, still slick, and moved it around, guiding it in direction to its butt, which also became exposed when the bandages were removed, revealing the old and wrinkled asscheeks, the ancient crack, and the millennial pucker in