My Boyfriend is a Werewolf: Chapter 21
In his head, images were replaying over and over again before a giant grotesque flea muppet appeared with googly eyes. "oh, looks like someone is having a bad dream..." he said in an obnoxious voice.
Collar of the Wild 3
As lyle put the last discounted muppet toy on the shelf he felt a wave of relief sweep over his body. he gathered up the stray boxes off the floor and tucked them under his arm, a streak of dust caught on his blue apron.
Addiction - Chapter Twenty-one: The French Mistake
The both of us were soapy and wet, almost unrecognizable, like some rejected muppets. you really have to be in love with somebody to not get the creeps by seeing them wet.
Cabin Break: Part 17
Just don't tell the muppet show in your room ok." sam chukled and softly kissed her cheek. "are you staying long today?" tanya stood up to her full height again and lightly brushed herself down. "no, i'm just heading out actually.
Farm Raised
If you fuck this, i'll turn you inside out, ya muppet." carolina's heart hammered in her chest as they set her on something. the leaves wrapped around her pulled back. shockingly cool air wafted over her flank. "sweet as..." he trailed off.
Scales and Honor: The Shattered God: Chapter 12
Don't ya have any manners ya scratchy bearded muppet? or _maybe_ you fancy to have a wank over potential lewd notes between an interspecies couple? well leave your bloody mitts off the letter you twat! consider this a warning!"
For the Whored
I did have other ideas for how this story would have turned out, but i ended up going with the snake while watching the muppets, where they had a bunch of snakes dancing against a black background and one was red and yellow. anyways, enjoy.
Opus, Ch. 4: Bonds
Reveal that you're just some kind of elaborate jim henson murder-muppet? i'm rambling, i realize. just trying to keep myself sane. get a dialogue going." he cocked his head down at me.
Inheritance
It looked like--" "--a muppet!" "yes! exactly! jeez, so bad..." "still didn't beat the t-rex, though." "wasn't that one of the better ones?
Lateral Move
. \* \* \* "...and that's the story of how i become a fucked up muppet." mark was silent, staring ahead at nothing. he had asked several questions during candice's deviant monologue, but hadn't said anything for the last ten minutes or so.
Daily Trials
Her still-pretty eyes were trapped just below a bushy, thick unibrow that a yellow sesame street muppet would've felt ashamed of. she had short stubble across her face and jawline, meeting her sideburns before it joined the growth on top of her head.
The legend of a warrior; Chapter 76 - Piece by Piece
Oh, that sure sounds reassuring... who the fuck is this muppet, now...?_ "it still sounds like you are doing what lord skyfall wants."