A Real Stand-Up Guy

Topher looked around for any other pug dogs in the room. there was one lady at a table off to the side, so he raised his paw to her. "yeah, you know what i'm talkin' about!" she nodded and smiled, looking embarrassed.

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Feet First

His rifle was missing and the young pug had a wide-eyed, shocked expression on his face.

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Somebody's Got To Do The Dirty Work - Part 2

The greyhound puts on a near perfect recreation of the pug's breathing-restricted voice, and grabs him by his jowls, forcefully moving his jaws like a puppet master.

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Typical Monday

I check my text message, a picture with two little pug dogs staring back at me with a caption, 'look, the boys wanted to hang out with me. im such a popular bitch'. i give my first smile of the day, my dimples showing slightly.

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Hi, I'm Jack and I'm Not From This World

The waitress comes around, a pug with a tablet out for us. "what drinks would you all be having?" she asks with a perky ring in her voice. i look up at her with a wide grin. "i'll take a coke," i say, and then immediately realize my mistake.

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misc story 1: Chloe (p. 1)

Two officers got out, a fat pug, the chief from his badge, and a german shepherd, former spec ops by the look of it. the pug calmly walked up to the jeep's window, and furdel rolled it down.

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Cassandra's Curse

Cassandra couldn't stand the greasy little pug; he was a trouble-maker in with the wrong crowd and always trying to get his hands up the skirt of every bitch that shook her tail into his cruddy joint.

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Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter One

“enjoy that pungent aroma, you pug-faced old goblin!" “go screw yerself, dragon!" “that's anatomically impossible!" nearing the top of the hill, revaramek glanced back at the furious man and the flaming latrine. curls of greasy smoke stained the sky.

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Lassie love Todd so much

She went to the pug dog - beef and told and he just laughed a little gently and said. "there's nothing to worry about. even though i did not want you to hurt yourself when you are with people friends, it's one thing.

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