Things you shouldn't write in your friends yearbook, but did anyway.
So I decided to post this story exactly how I wrote it in my friends yearbook. I decided to keep the mistakes in it since this is how it was written in the 15 minutes after our final exams were over. So onto the disclaimer. This story contains graphic...
Chapter 6: Did you seriously retcon the events of the previous chapters?
He means a lot to me, what did he ever do them?""that is a long story." the jackal explained."we have time."
How Did I Get Here?
I stayed at the bar much longer than I anticipated. The bartender, Nate, had been entertaining me with his skills and flair for showmanship all night. I'd ordered a few myself and I think he made them a little strong, especially after my girls all...
Dad's Acting Like We Never Had Sex (But We Totally Did)!
I could barely speak, and what little i did say was probably nonsensical: thanks dad, love you dad, you taste good dad, i’m your good little boy dad. i’m at least sixty percent sure that when he left my room he had a boner.
How the Fuck did i Get Here Ch 1: Chicken?
I did. "now touch your penis to the floor", i did. his foot came forward and pressed down on my prostrated organ.
Oh, did I mention? there WAS drama!
But, we had just finished our senior year in school, and oh dear god did we want a break. i remember the day we met the little parasite so well, got it makes my stomach turn.
Frysco and the Temple of Hissing Doom (Snakes... why did it have to be snakes)
Even without an audience he still wanted to make sure he looked good in whatever he did. turning around, frysco looked around for the small crack he’d spied from the top of the cliffs.
just a little poem i did for Baxley
_I come and go as I please_ _I am a shadow_ _I don't just steal cheese_ _I'm well hidden in darkness_ _I'm well trained with a dagger_ _But the sword is longer_ _At long range I kill with an arrow_ _It goes through the bone marrow_ _I wear...
Why a Lion Killed a Man and Did Not Eat Him.txt
Something he did not have a name for. no, areli couldn't have refused that person. perhaps if it hadn't spoken to him directly, been right there.
Tina's Story Chapter 58 Where did we leave off ? UNFINISHED
Tina's story chapter 58 where did we leave off? to tina's fans, an apology. i've been on hiatus lately. not deliberately, but now i'm back. and so is tina. i hope that the cartoon version of 'a country outing' has kept you amused.
I know who you did last week or so
Cinnamon did not really want maria to go with her, but it was hard to argue. the feline could not simply say no, but she could not come up with a valid excuse not to let the maned wolf come along either.
A Werewolf In Lewisham - 3, How Did I Get Here?
did i mention i'm a werewolf? yeah, i probably should have said that earlier. why, what did you _think_ i was talking about? oh, right. yeah, i should probably explain that, too.