The New Kid is Irish
There always douche's to new kids." "i'm not emo. what emo wears a fucking green nike hoodie?" "well...maybe it's the hair..." "i was born with this color...dye doesn't work."
Faults In The Darkness Tales of the Blinded By: Taiku M Altergrund
One could have gone as far to say i was a bit of a douche-bag. i hit on all the girls, and did not truly care for them. i was living the life. fun, fast paced, extravagant, and care free; however, that all changed the night of the accident.
She's Such A Tease - Accidental Desires Pt. 6
She tasted of raspberries from the flavoured douching kit he had given her earlier. he reached into the nightstand drawer and arabelle heard a metallic clanking and felt cold steel against her skin.
Life's little things (the confession)
Hello..pick up you douche!"
Tanzee Chapter 2
He was reluctant, but he listened and watched as his mother showed him tampons and douches. "if you because sexually active, you will need to know these things," she told him with a giggle.
Kereika High School- Part 2: Mysterious Aid Arrives
"suck yourself off douche-bag.." i said, flipping my bangs out of my face, "i don't like worthless assholes like you.."
Looking Within Chpt. 1: The Light and the Sleeper
That was a mistake as he stepped outside he looked back into the hotel to see everyone alive again and kaila flirting with some baseball team douche-bag.
How It Goes - Part 10
Colton of the douche gang?" "when did you adopt tom's vocabulary?" scott asks quietly. "but yeah, him." "he's gay?" "no, he just really likes having his cock sucked. in his own words, 'does it matter who does it suckin'?"
It's Always Sunny In Liberty City - The Gang Comes Back
Rd- what, and look like some sort of self-conscious douche who's too scared to use a urinal? p59- no, you'd look like a considerate guy who doesn't try to steal urinals. rd- look, buddy, i think i know what this is about. p59- what?
Second Chance
You have to know the person in question, and see them every day, and not be able to stand them because they're a true and honest fucking douche-bag...
Chapter 10: United we stand.
As i said, a bit of a douche. but the krynn was right. we had no choice. douche or not, we had to trust him. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ it was a half hour before k's dad returned to the vehicle.
Alcatraz Ch. XIV ~ Scopophobia
Like i said, some douche is trying to kill me." "but... what do you want?" "this is for your benefit, kid." she sat back up and opened up her cloak to fetch something from an inside pocket.