Louis's Self-Love 6
Filled with water, the douche bulb rests in his hand. he lathers up and ends up with tons of lube, and he gets on his hands and knees.
Ten, Nine, Eight...
"yeah, you heard me douche. or should i say bill? fuck off bill. i'm chattin' with franklin." i felt my muzzle work a few times and could feel my ears flatten. i was absolutely flummoxed. how had he known my name? bill.
Health and Fitness: Chapter 5
Pete explained that he only got into sports to get closer to a guy who turned out to be straight and quite the douche-bag. before wrestling, pete played card games and read comic books.
Private Property
As to be expected, because life was kind of a douche like that, the hat was beyond an arm's reach.
Travis and Claude
I get up and go into the bathroom, and douche. too late for it to be considered a contraceptive measure just a hygienic one. when i finish i stand up and puke into the toilet as travis' kits implant in my womb.
Her first wolf.
"great another one of his douche bag friends." she moved into the room, deciding to ignore the wolf and hunt down what she had come looking for.
L.A.W - Chapter One
Eh, not like i care, vice principal holder, a boar, was a capital-d douche bag during my sophomore year who was unanimously hated among the whole damn school.
Misery Ch.6 Problems...
"he was being a di-" he stopped there and thought 'fuck sake' "....being a douche... he comes up to me, starts being a cheeky..." he felt like it was now the only thing to properly say. "douche...
Two Wolves, a Rabbit, and an Aerosmith Song
"you look just like that douche wolf i know, you're related to alan crawford, aren't you?" kyle turned slightly, "uh, yeah... my brother..."
Kurt: the awakening
About 30 minutes into the girls swim kurt sunbath a couple douche bags came along. "hey look at the hot girls. no one's around so let's rape them." said douche #1 "ok dude.
Sensei's Rod of Discipline
Without futher delay i present "sensei's rod of discipline" * * * "i feel like a douche" flash "you look cute" "i look like a nong!"
Another Stupid Christmas Story
The easter bunny can be talking about how unstoppable he'll be with my powers at his command, and, i'll be like… “well, we have a douche. kinda like how stark says, we have a hulk! or, or…i'll say…well, i've got a douche. and he'll say…what's a douche?"