The Terrible Case of the Torn Swimming Trunks

"anyway... this probably isn't the best place to orate my autobiography." another soft, almost sad chuckle escaped his muzzle. "don't worry about hamfry. i think it's time he knew, no matter the consequence. he stuck with me then.

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Norwegian Wood - 1

User=48209&character=0&clevel=2) brian silverfang](https://brian-silverfang.sofurry.com/ "brian silverfang")** **\*** _author's note: quote at the beginning from dr albert bandura's autobiography, freely available online here and fairly used for amusing

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= Chapter Four: Contact =

"i swear, it's like you're planning to put out an autobiography or something, hahaha." "bah, knock that off. you know i'm right. now go do something useful." stray feigned disgust for effect.

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Jocasta

I better stop writing this autobiography for you, now. eddy's home and i'm itching to try riding him and letting one of our dogs mount my ass. i'm sure he'll get a kick out of that!

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Wind of Change: Chapter 32

While many people who read his autobiography would know that he was, in fact, a dragon, many were still surprised that he was a 'crosser', the term for someone coming from another dimension during the crossing.

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Doro and Lexa - Ch 5 - Looking Back

Had someone sell a signed copy of someone's autobiography the other day. they only signed like, five dozen of the things ever. so it's pretty rare. we usually put them up for auction... unless dad wants them for his own collection."

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Dodger's Love for Dixie - Chapter Three

Zelda - "well, i'm sorry kid, but she's currently writing a few new songs for second album right now, as well as writing her autobiography. so, she's terribly busy now, but i'll tell her that you and dodger called."

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Cole for Christmas

When i was done with my curt little autobiography, i looked up at the doberman who still held me in his arms. the tears had diminished at this point, but i still felt as if i was still crying.

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Dancer From the Dance, Part 2

Those of you who know me well know that this continuation and conclusion to "dancer from the dance" has more than a little autobiography in it. it also tells much about the search for family which, as most of us know, has little to do with blood. as g.

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The Incontinent Coach

Steve loved reading autobiographies of famous athletes for inspiration. in those books, he sought chapters that described how atheletes overcame adversity. but in most cases, the adversity involved gender, species, and sexual orientation discrimination.

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Weird Things

He was writing an autobiography. he was writing about how the weird things finally came to a halt. all that was left was acceptance and love. whatever darkness he had inside him was a thing he wanted no one in the future to deal with.

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Blood in the water, Ash's story.

I’m going to be so rich when i do my autobiography.” amy paused for a moment with her clipboard in hand as she finally thought over his words. she read over the rushed notes she was given about the subject, “i can’t let you go.

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