Group: Delusion

"god, allie, why do you have to be such a fucking douchebag?!" the larger wolverine shrugged and grinned at him, still slumped over his car. "dunno. s'fun."

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Fighting the Food Chain

She turns to look back at gideon who freely fucks her, grinning like the douchebag he is. "gonna cry,_booty_ hopps?"

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A Day Off

She was maybe a little full in the thighs, but lisa understood that guys liked that... she'd had enough douchebags saying so about her own monstrous hams.

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Zap Faps: Fetching Order

douchebag shades. gold chain 'round his neck. pipe shaped bulge in the pants. oh fuck. and he recognized me, too. because the moment he saw me in the state that i was, his face instantly lit up in excitement.

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Keeping Secrets

He's that hyper-masculine kind of douchebag that just loves to one-up the next guy. plus he's way too into drugs for my liking." max said, his tone harsh.

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Rotties Beware!

The fuck i stay here, douchebag." vinny cursed, covering up his cock and padding out of the room to gather his things.

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Talks

An armadillo, a grade-a douchebag, straight, an idiot . . . maybe." "s-so what am i?!" "does it really matter?" he asks, pouring himself and me a cup of water. "to me!"

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The Bigger Man Part 4

"guess again, douchebag." sarah called down from upstairs. brandon snapped his head up to look at her so fast that he almost gave himself whiplash. sarah smirked knowingly down at him. "figured it out yet?" brandon gawked silently at his sister.

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In the Negative: Chapter 3

"shove off, douchebag, this is between me and the runt," he replied smugly. jake growled louder, drawing the attention of the others. "i'm not gonna ask you again," he warned, "get off of of him." gauge smiled.

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Dark heart (The better remake) part 2

His house rested neatly next to the crazy glameow lady's humble abode and on the other side sat his neighbor, and professional douchebag, larry. across the street was a rather large house that held an upper-middle class family.

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Tony da Lion: ~The Therapist~

I'm not just talking about a one time deal where your girlfriend cheated on you with some douchebag. i'm talking about the kind of depression that doesn't seem to go away. and when it does, you feel really good for a very short amount of time.

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Pheromone Frenzy

Complete and utter douchebags; that's how he likes 'em. hopping up onto the table, effortlessly given my height advantage, i look over everyone in the room and can't help but to smile as i scan the many faces surrounding me.

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