All That Glitters Is...(Part Two)

"'hilda's dildos,'" pseftis read aloud, "home to hundreds of sex toys imported from across the land. god, the disgusting things people buy these days..." "rad!" she exclaimed, look up at him excitedly.

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Fantasy Finale

Jennifer kept her eyes fixed on him, "i don't think i have to bring up hilda, diane, paxton, malcolm, or penelope do i?" each name chipped away at that outraged veneer, the last one actually making him wince.

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The Mercurius Express — Chapter 1

And did _tante_ hilda threw a fuss?" "very." her daughter said with a grave nod. "it was quite scary to see her angry and worried at the same time." "she can be quite scary." the mother agreed with a laugh.

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Whatever Rhonda Wants... (TAFW entry)

I tried to get one of the teenagers across-the-street to come over and babysit, so i could go out on a date -- i'd go out even if i had to date broom-hilda. but phyllis had a date and marcia had the flu.

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Fortress of MINDs

Mystic hilda at the lodge was massive, though she too spoke of similar things long ago. perhaps... perhaps there was some merit. glory not for himself, but for all the warriors seeking valhalla. ...okay, maybe not keith.

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Whatever Russell Wants... (TAFW entry)

I tried to get one of the teenagers across-the-street to come over and babysit, so i could go out on a date -- i'd go out even if i had to date broom-hilda. but phyllis had a date and marcia had the flu.

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