Ladder Racing - Chapter 1 - 2

The memories of my exes aren't pleasant, but aiden seems to think they're necessary. which means he probably isn't joking. "i'll be careful. don't worry." "you better be, spot," he mutters unhappily.

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Mousewife

“i, uh … one of my exes was an okapi, so … " _why did i just volunteer that?_ “okapi?" the moose raised his brow. “hmm. i mean, to be fair, they're more like … stripey horses. no, not even that. psh. ponies!" maurice insisted with a chuckle. “nah.

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Northen caves.

As salt to the wound one of his exes visited him telling him that everything would be alright and that he was the best. in all honestly if he could he would slap her. he felt alien in this body, in the human form.

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Workplace Romances

"exes, man. what can you do?" angela shot him a look. "yungin', what would _you_ know about exes?"

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ReveReal Lounge Chapter 5

All my other exes felt like they would hurt me or think i was weird for wanting to be fucked so brutally. while i get their concerns, i couldn’t help wanting what i wanted.

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Metalternative Sexualities

Jake and alf's parents got a very interesting phone call, from one of jake's exes' parents. and then another, from one of alf's childhood buds. and then another, from the family's priest.

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Fraternity Freakout

Jenna replicated the strange symbol: an exed out circle with a cross beneath it and an arrow above. "draw the containment circle as depicted right in taking care not to smudge any of the symbols and matching them precisely to the diagram below."

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Pushing Buttons

Quality of the experience aside, none of my exes _ever_ did the, uh, the butt thing." "oh really?"

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Guard dog!

It takes just one of his many exes to spread any weird behavior. "ok, calm down keith. i didn't know you were this jealous." mary tries her best to calm me down by jumping from her seat and standing in front of me... silly, that never works.

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Trix and Treats

Trix was patrick's nickname, and he enjoyed it, especially since one of his exes was a rabbit, so stan had gotten to pull the "silly rabbit" line on him last time either of them saw him.

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Taming the Bitch

The string of seemingly permanently traumatised exes was proof of that. she had never led mac on sexually: she'd always been more direct with him (which is more than could be said for that poor little chipmunk back in junior high.

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Eating the Client

I've just finished tying up some of your exe's loose ends and 'talking' with his last client... ugh, yes, he did notice me using their car, but have you seen it? it's such a lovely old thing that drives like it's barely used...

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