A Man and His Egg

**It was a dull afternoon, the clouds were covering the sky and only a few birds were singing their songs. Despite it being midday it almost seemed to be coming to dawn. Gusts of cold air would blow through the valley and into the thick forest that...

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Not Quite an Ass Man

If it meant spending a whole night with a tail like mine, would you be willing to accept and enjoy the man who came attached to it?"

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Paying the tax man

When the tax man comes... your gunna pay up... one way or another... the tax man macgor closed the door and waddled over to the table, slumping down into a chair which creaked under his heft bulk.

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Teach a man to fish

It took him a few seconds to tear his eyes away from the other man's face, alerting him to the fact he must have been the delivery man, what with his blue overalls and all.

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Blind Mans Bluff

We've been lovers ever since that day i lost his game of blind man's bluff.

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Little Lion Man

Also, please visit gearryu to inquire about getting your own stuff written <3 sorry about all format errors, fa hated uploaded this..no idea how to do it properly xd little lion man by ~gearryu little lion man bits of feathery down wafted across

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A sad man's story

The man moved one of his arms around to his front, causing mew to slow her advance, "oh why did i exist in the first? all i am is sad and pathetic." the man looked back up to the heavens.

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The Ice Man Cometh

Not knowing any language outside of his native english, edward was left wondering what the man was trying to say.                 the man with the frost on his nose  saw the blank looks on their faces and stopped.

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Confessions of the Nothing Man

In its wake, stepped a man clad in a large overcoat. the man stepped into an old shop, the air of paper greeting him, as hundreds of books lay stacked about in a haphazard manner.

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