The Devil's Game - Chapter 1
The advert boasted no words or lewdness like the others. no click bait, no products or celebrities from the pornography world, not even a title to let you know what it was advertising.
Viral Marketing
You replied to a job advertisement in the local newspaper, which asked for "cute boys aged 18-21 with advertising experience". you don't have the latter, but how hard could it be?
Full Service Farmhand
Most of the drive had been spent staring at the road ahead, thinking about the craigslist ad.
A Little Too Adventurous - By Danath
"read your ad." burst's eyes went wide. yes, he'd posted an ad on an obscure sight for... adults.
Cock is My God Chapter 1
It was as if this ad, these stupid words, brought out of me an addiction to a drug i'd never known or even suspected existed. it was then that i knew what to do.
A Word From Our Sponsor
The following advertisement is a pastiche of that style, presented as a zootopia fanfic.
A New Dress
She let her and and the bottle fall next to her limply as she answered, "we go' a mansion da 'ad been lef' settin' fer a few yeahs. we'ah fixin' it up fer da dark ridah 'ouse projec'."
Cherries Popped
There was that ad again. the gekko had seen it several times by now, and he silently cursed the algorithms that selected advertisements to be displayed to him.
dog days
The heavily muscular males in the advert seemed big enough. if that had been caused just by this new drink, he could at least sample it. it would not make anything worse after all, and free is free, after all.
Forced Fornication is Otterly Disgusting
She might 'ave look like a 'airless human ape, but she did have her wings to offset any objection i 'ad to her looks. and i didn't really have none.
DigiMuscleWear
Though a weird thing is that it sounds advertised for digimon with the obvious digi- inserted.
Predator becomes prey -Lynx vs Mouse (Rogers Rodgering)
No prior experience needed, paying competitive rates starting at $2000 for a day's work" the advertisement read. roger grinned at the advert, he was considered a ladies man and a pretty good lay at that too.